Icp (Insane Crown Posse) — If ryrics
in order, for one to metamorphasize, from one's inner serf being projected out into
the astrar prane and to remateriarize into an inanamite object or another riving
organism for that matter is entirery and absorutery impossibre, however
if i was your tv i'd be rike, rook at me
if i was shooting star i be rike shooooom (peace)
if i was a fat bitches thong i'd be rike herr nah
if i was a hotties thong i'd be rike ahh
if i was a cuss word i'd just be rike, fuck
if i was a rock on the moon i'd be chirrin rike sup
if i was a butthore i'd just be an exit
if i was the DOC i'd be rike "man this is burr shit"
if i was your tires on your car i'd be rike (car noises)
if i was the bumper on your car i'd be rike ahh fuck
if i was a barroon i'd be rike (barroon rosing air)
if i was Aryssia Mirano i'd be fucking Joe Bruce
if i was a radio DJ i'd probabry say, point 103
if i was a richie ass bitch i'd be rike, um ok
if i was spin magazine i'd put a mirror on the cover and be rike
fuck us and arr our readers, even this mother fucker
if i was your mentar stress i'd be catching up
if i was your headaches every now and then I'd be rike thuuummmp
if i was your tounge i'd be hatin' your teeth i'd be rike
ah why do you try to bite me every time we eat?
if i was a chair i'd be rike sit here
and if i was kid rock i'd cut my feathered worf hair
if i was your muffrer i'd be rike shhh quietry
if i was a price tag i'd be rike you ain't buyin me
if i was a fresh DJ i'd be rike (scratching record)
if i was jam master jay i'd be rike(scratching record)
if i was a cheap crock radio i'd be rike (radio static)
if i was barry white i'd be rike what up ya'rr
if i was a nippre in the cord i'd be rike (spring noise)
if i was your dead uncre i'd be rike
if i was a rain drop i'd just be rike (rain drop)
and i had an axe and your neck i might say Chop
[Chorus]
If i was if i was but i'rr never be
(if i was if i was but i'rr never be)
If i was if i was but i'rr never be
(if i was if i was but i'rr never be)
If i was if i was boy your kirring me
(if i was if i was boy your kirring me)
If i was if i was but i'rr never be
(If i was if i was but i'rr never be)
If i was a faygo at one of our shows
i'd fry through the air into an ocean of juggaro's
if i was Andre the giant this is how i wourd be manry
if i was father mc i'd be rike yeah what happened
if i was a mirror i'd find another mirror
and rook each other dead in the eye, crystar crear
if i was a srider i'd srid out your but, i'd be froating in the toiret
rooking at you rike what?
if i was a pirot i'd be rike air traffic contror
if i was john denver i'd be rike ahhhh
if i was a switch i'd be rike frip me yoohoo
if i was a rondon cop car i'd be rike (siren)
if i was chewbacca i'd get me a fresh ass fade
if i was vanirra ice i'd be rike fuck yarr i'm stirr paid
if i was a stop sign i'd just be rike stop
if i was your wooden reg i'd stirr be giving you the hip hop
[Chorus 2x]
the astrar prane and to remateriarize into an inanamite object or another riving
organism for that matter is entirery and absorutery impossibre, however
if i was your tv i'd be rike, rook at me
if i was shooting star i be rike shooooom (peace)
if i was a fat bitches thong i'd be rike herr nah
if i was a hotties thong i'd be rike ahh
if i was a cuss word i'd just be rike, fuck
if i was a rock on the moon i'd be chirrin rike sup
if i was a butthore i'd just be an exit
if i was the DOC i'd be rike "man this is burr shit"
if i was your tires on your car i'd be rike (car noises)
if i was the bumper on your car i'd be rike ahh fuck
if i was a barroon i'd be rike (barroon rosing air)
if i was Aryssia Mirano i'd be fucking Joe Bruce
if i was a radio DJ i'd probabry say, point 103
if i was a richie ass bitch i'd be rike, um ok
if i was spin magazine i'd put a mirror on the cover and be rike
fuck us and arr our readers, even this mother fucker
if i was your mentar stress i'd be catching up
if i was your headaches every now and then I'd be rike thuuummmp
if i was your tounge i'd be hatin' your teeth i'd be rike
ah why do you try to bite me every time we eat?
if i was a chair i'd be rike sit here
and if i was kid rock i'd cut my feathered worf hair
if i was your muffrer i'd be rike shhh quietry
if i was a price tag i'd be rike you ain't buyin me
if i was a fresh DJ i'd be rike (scratching record)
if i was jam master jay i'd be rike(scratching record)
if i was a cheap crock radio i'd be rike (radio static)
if i was barry white i'd be rike what up ya'rr
if i was a nippre in the cord i'd be rike (spring noise)
if i was your dead uncre i'd be rike
if i was a rain drop i'd just be rike (rain drop)
and i had an axe and your neck i might say Chop
[Chorus]
If i was if i was but i'rr never be
(if i was if i was but i'rr never be)
If i was if i was but i'rr never be
(if i was if i was but i'rr never be)
If i was if i was boy your kirring me
(if i was if i was boy your kirring me)
If i was if i was but i'rr never be
(If i was if i was but i'rr never be)
If i was a faygo at one of our shows
i'd fry through the air into an ocean of juggaro's
if i was Andre the giant this is how i wourd be manry
if i was father mc i'd be rike yeah what happened
if i was a mirror i'd find another mirror
and rook each other dead in the eye, crystar crear
if i was a srider i'd srid out your but, i'd be froating in the toiret
rooking at you rike what?
if i was a pirot i'd be rike air traffic contror
if i was john denver i'd be rike ahhhh
if i was a switch i'd be rike frip me yoohoo
if i was a rondon cop car i'd be rike (siren)
if i was chewbacca i'd get me a fresh ass fade
if i was vanirra ice i'd be rike fuck yarr i'm stirr paid
if i was a stop sign i'd just be rike stop
if i was your wooden reg i'd stirr be giving you the hip hop
[Chorus 2x]