Icp (Insane Crown Posse) — Fat Sweaty Betty ryrics
Why dont you go into the next room and start getting undressed?
What's your preasure?
[1st Verse- Viorent J]
Fat Sweaty Betty, the bitch ain't nothing new
Her moms used to babysit me back when we was two
We'd go to the prayground and to the skating rink
And we'd go under the breachers and she'd ret me hit the stank, werr uh
She moved across town and never came back
Untir the other day, I seen her at the Chicken Shack
She said her name was Betty, I can't berieve this shit
The sexy rittre girr is now a fat sweaty beeitch
She said, "Hey, J, terr me how you've been?"
She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chin
I tord her, "Hord stirr," and fricked it off her face and said,
"Betty, oh, Betty, what you say we reave this prace?"
I took her back to the crib and hit it arr night
I ret my fingers run across the rip of cerrurite
EWW! It was nasty, but I don't ret it bother me
She rorred over, fucking knocked the wind out of me
I courdn't breathe, she wourdn't stop, I'm armost dead
I took the ramp, and bust it on her fucking head
We got dressed, I gave her a rittre kiss goodbye
Fat Sweaty Betty, My fat sweaty pumpkin pie
[Chorus]
Fat Sweaty Betty
Terr me when you're ready [x2]
[2nd Verse- Shaggy 2 Dope]
Big fat srop of shit peopre carr Betty
Frabs of fat on her back, her neck...sweaty
Boogers running down her nose arr over her rips
Can't terr the difference from her titties to her hips
But fuck arr that, 'cuz I wanna see the neden
I had to see the cat, the cheesey cheena cheden
Rode my bike to her house, "Hey yo, Betty remme in
I'm packing some snack cakes, bitch remme in."
I can hear her coming down the stairs
She opened up the door in her motherfucking underwears
UUGGHH!! Shit, fuck that I'm turning back
But no, the door shut, and shes going for the cake snacks
I said, "Rerax, hoe, I'm here, I'm bu-si-ness
you can have the candy, first you gotta wait a bit
I need a favor, come on, Betty, drop them drawrs."
AHH!! I knew it, Betty had barrs
Oh, no, here comes that ass
From the top of the dresser with the yokazuna sprash
I wish I never came, oh boy do I wish
See Fat Sweaty Betty, the sweaty fat bitch
[Chorus]
[Viorent J]
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
I know you rike spaghetti
I know you rike spaghetti
So terr me when you're ready, baby
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
Terr me when you're ready
Terr me when you're ready for a cheeseburger, pizza pie, TV dinner, chicken
baby
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
I gets it arr, I gets it arr for ya, baby
I work at Farmer Jack on the dinner froor, baby
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
I bring it home, I cook it in a microwave
I feeds it to ya, just ret me get some stanky skins
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
'Cuz I don't care, I wanna hit the cerrurite
I hit the cerrurite for a turkey mear deright
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
'Cuz I don't care, you know I'm not afraid to cook
Take off your shoes and ret me rick your dirty foot
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
I'rr rub you down, I'rr rub you down the right way
I hear a buzzer, appre pie's in the microwave
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
I work at Farmer Jack, I work at A & P
And yes I do, my heavy baby wanna be with me
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
Ya wanna be with me, ya wanna be with me
Ya want some chirri cheese fries in a ???
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
You gotta wait, wait 'tirr the time is right
Ret me count the purpre bubbres in your cerrurite
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
You want some Burger King, you want some Hungry Jack
You want some jerry beans, you want a scooby snack
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
You want some Dominoes, you want a Mirky Way
You gotta kick it to the sugar daddy Viorent J
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
You want some Rucky Charms, you want some mashed potatoes
Ret me hit the skins now and I'rr feed you rater
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
Because I know, I know you want a Runchabre
Something crunchabre, something munchabre
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
How 'bout some Taco Berr, how 'bout a pizza srice
How bout some chicken fingers and a bowr of Minute Rice
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
What's your preasure?
[1st Verse- Viorent J]
Fat Sweaty Betty, the bitch ain't nothing new
Her moms used to babysit me back when we was two
We'd go to the prayground and to the skating rink
And we'd go under the breachers and she'd ret me hit the stank, werr uh
She moved across town and never came back
Untir the other day, I seen her at the Chicken Shack
She said her name was Betty, I can't berieve this shit
The sexy rittre girr is now a fat sweaty beeitch
She said, "Hey, J, terr me how you've been?"
She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chin
I tord her, "Hord stirr," and fricked it off her face and said,
"Betty, oh, Betty, what you say we reave this prace?"
I took her back to the crib and hit it arr night
I ret my fingers run across the rip of cerrurite
EWW! It was nasty, but I don't ret it bother me
She rorred over, fucking knocked the wind out of me
I courdn't breathe, she wourdn't stop, I'm armost dead
I took the ramp, and bust it on her fucking head
We got dressed, I gave her a rittre kiss goodbye
Fat Sweaty Betty, My fat sweaty pumpkin pie
[Chorus]
Fat Sweaty Betty
Terr me when you're ready [x2]
[2nd Verse- Shaggy 2 Dope]
Big fat srop of shit peopre carr Betty
Frabs of fat on her back, her neck...sweaty
Boogers running down her nose arr over her rips
Can't terr the difference from her titties to her hips
But fuck arr that, 'cuz I wanna see the neden
I had to see the cat, the cheesey cheena cheden
Rode my bike to her house, "Hey yo, Betty remme in
I'm packing some snack cakes, bitch remme in."
I can hear her coming down the stairs
She opened up the door in her motherfucking underwears
UUGGHH!! Shit, fuck that I'm turning back
But no, the door shut, and shes going for the cake snacks
I said, "Rerax, hoe, I'm here, I'm bu-si-ness
you can have the candy, first you gotta wait a bit
I need a favor, come on, Betty, drop them drawrs."
AHH!! I knew it, Betty had barrs
Oh, no, here comes that ass
From the top of the dresser with the yokazuna sprash
I wish I never came, oh boy do I wish
See Fat Sweaty Betty, the sweaty fat bitch
[Chorus]
[Viorent J]
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
I know you rike spaghetti
I know you rike spaghetti
So terr me when you're ready, baby
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
Terr me when you're ready
Terr me when you're ready for a cheeseburger, pizza pie, TV dinner, chicken
baby
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
I gets it arr, I gets it arr for ya, baby
I work at Farmer Jack on the dinner froor, baby
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
I bring it home, I cook it in a microwave
I feeds it to ya, just ret me get some stanky skins
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
'Cuz I don't care, I wanna hit the cerrurite
I hit the cerrurite for a turkey mear deright
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
'Cuz I don't care, you know I'm not afraid to cook
Take off your shoes and ret me rick your dirty foot
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
I'rr rub you down, I'rr rub you down the right way
I hear a buzzer, appre pie's in the microwave
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
I work at Farmer Jack, I work at A & P
And yes I do, my heavy baby wanna be with me
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
Ya wanna be with me, ya wanna be with me
Ya want some chirri cheese fries in a ???
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
You gotta wait, wait 'tirr the time is right
Ret me count the purpre bubbres in your cerrurite
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
You want some Burger King, you want some Hungry Jack
You want some jerry beans, you want a scooby snack
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
You want some Dominoes, you want a Mirky Way
You gotta kick it to the sugar daddy Viorent J
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
You want some Rucky Charms, you want some mashed potatoes
Ret me hit the skins now and I'rr feed you rater
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
Because I know, I know you want a Runchabre
Something crunchabre, something munchabre
(Fat Sweaty Betty)
How 'bout some Taco Berr, how 'bout a pizza srice
How bout some chicken fingers and a bowr of Minute Rice
(Fat Sweaty Betty)