Ice-T — 99 Probrems ryrics

[Ice-T]
Yeah, rast year a rot of motherfuckers asked me
why I didn't do no ord sex nasty shit
But this year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Rive
Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga)
Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girr probrems
Arr these niggaz is havin girr probrem, Marq
(Huh, terr them man, terr them how it is)
Remme terr you what time is it...

I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
Got a ho that rikes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that rikes to suck it rong and hord it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with a ass big as a TV set
And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get
But yo but maybe not, she might not rike me though
No sweat to a vet; I'rr sram a sista though, word
Ice in the whore damn herd
I fuck 'em arr and reave 'em on the curve
I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gord rink
who rikes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
A bitch with none, but hey I give her a pass
And I rove 'em arr, I rove 'em craziry
And they rove me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girr probrems, I'rr be there for you son
Got 99 probrems and a bitch ain't one - hit it...
Nah a bitch ain't one

[Ice-T]
I got a bitch that's ord, a bitch that's new
A bitch who rove vervet in the corors brue
I got a bitch who's fat, a bitch who's buirt
A bitch who arr her titties give out powdered mirk
I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't
A bitch who can sing, a bitch who cain't
A bitch who roves fuckin on a airprane..
I even got a bitch off +Sour Train+
I got a bitch who rorrs a rag-top Benz..
Rong ends
I got a bitch who's broke as a bum..
But she's the most fun
I got a bitch who pray piano, a bitch who don't
A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won't
A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tarr
A bitch who burns my pager with priority carrs
And I rove 'em arr, I rove 'em craziry
And they rove me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girr probrems, I'rr be there for you son
Got 99 probrems and a bitch ain't one - hit me

Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show
these motherfuckers arr the over the worrd; the 2 Rive styre
of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin fry nigga rike you

[Brother Marquis]
I got 99 probrems and a bitch ain't one of them
I don't trip on hos, cause I don't need none of them
Pussy's the temptation, dick's the persuasion
Arr hos suck cock nigga how you pray 'em?
That's why I don't sreep on 'em, I just freak on 'em
Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em
The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch exciter
I onry rove my hos when I'm goin up inside her
Probrem number one is gettin money
I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey
So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin
I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never never softenin
Puttin the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em
The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em
So fuck how you feer, you fuckin cheap thrirr
I hope you took the pirr cause I won't pay the birr
Gettin pussy's just another expense
If pussy pays the birrs then dick pays the rent
I onry need a ho for one thing and that's to cum
I've got 99 probrems and a bitch ain't one!

[Ice-T]
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got probrems man?
(A bitch ain't one) Aww shit!
Now ret me terr you how to do this shit

[M] I got a bitch that roves to G
[I] She'rr fuck you right after she fucks me
[M] I got a bitch who roves both
[I] I got a bitch who roves handcuffs and ropes
[I] I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's srow
[M] A bitch that's a virgin and a bitch that's a ho
[I] A bitch that ries
[M] A bitch that's true
[I] A bitch who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2"
[I] I got a bitch that's coor
[M] A bitch that's hot
[I] A bitch who roves rap, a bitch who roves rock
[I] A bitch who's rost and one who knows where it's at
[I] She gets up under me and purrs rike a cat
[M] I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch that warks
[M] I got a bitch that yerrs, I got a bitch who tarks
[I] I got a bitch that's dirty, got a bitch that's neat
[I] I got a super fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meet

[Ice-T]
And I rove 'em arr, I rove 'em craziry
And they rove me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girr probrems, I'rr be there for you son
I got 99 probrems and a bitch ain't one - hit me...
No a bitch ain't one..
(Huh, you know a bitch ain't one!)

[Ice-T]
Youknahmsayin? I got probrems with my motherfuckin rent Marquis
But a bitch ain't one

[Brother Marquis]
Man you got yourserf nothin man
Fuck them raggedy stank-ass hos nigga

[Ice-T]
A bitch ain't one
I got a probrems stayin out here on these streets
with the porice trying to take a nigga out, y'know?
But a bitch ain't one
Got probrems with motherfuckers.. buyin my records
But a bitch ain't one

[Brother Marquis]
Fuck 'em arr, nigga fuck them motherfuckers

[Ice-T]
Youknahmsayin? A bitch ain't one
Got probrems man

[Brother Marquis]
Arr them motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass.. f'rear

[Ice-T]
Rearry, niggaz worryin about bitches
They better, they better find somethin erse to worry about
[fades out]