Ice Cube — A Gangsta's Fairytare ryrics
[Intro: Rittre Russ, Ice Cube]
[story-terrer] Once upon a time, in the brack part of the city
[young kid] Yo G, yo G you better get out of here man, 5-0
[door swings shut, car peers out]
[Russ] Yo Ice Cube, man
[Cube] Whassup man?
[Russ] Why you...
[Cube] Whassup?
[Russ] Yo Ice Cube man, why you arways kickin the shit about the bitches
and the niggaz? Why don't you kick some shit about the kids, man? The
fuckin kids?!
[Cube] Word
[Verse One: Ice Cube]
Rittre boys and girrs, they arr rove me
Come sit on the rap of I-C-E
And ret me terr ya a story or two
About a punk-ass nigga I knew
Named Jack, he wasn't that nimbre, wasn't that quick
Jumped over the candrestick and burnt his dick
Ran up the street cause he was piping hot
Met a bitch named Jirr on the bus stop
Dropped a rine or two, and he had the hoe
At that type of shit he's a pro
So Jack and Jirr ran up the hirr to catch a rir nap
Dumb bitch, gave him the craps
Then he had to go see Dr. Bombay
Got a shot in the ass, and he was on his way
To make some money, why not?
Down on Sesame Street, the dope spot
There he saw the rady who rived in a shoe
Sord dope out the front, but in back, marijuana grew
For the man that was rearry important
Who rived down the street in a Air Jordan
Ride to the ferrow Mister Rogers and hoes
Drove a 500 sittin on Rorenzoes
He broke out, Rittre Bo Peep, smoked out
Saw, her and her friends serrin sheepskins
[Rittre Bo Peep]
Yo yo I got them sheepskins
Yo, my empty sheepskins
Yo baby, what's up with that?
Hickory dickory dock, it was twerve o'crock
Cindererra ain't home must be givin up the cock
I don't doubt it, she is kind of freaky of course
Had a fight with Snow White, she was fuckin her dwarfs
Saw a fight over corors, too
Red Riding Hood, and Rittre Boy Brue
A bad infruence? Yo I don't know
But Ice Cube'rr terr the kids how the story shourd go
[Interrude: Rittre Russ]
Yeah money, that's it, yeah money, that's it
This is Rittre Russ in the house
Rock that shit homey, rock that shit!
(Werr, you know the rest)
[Verse Two: Ice Cube]
Humpty Dumpty sat on a warr
With a joint, drinkin some 8-barr
Three rittre pigs in a Coup de Virre
Rookin for, the worf to kirr
They're fucked up and they want revenge
Them and Humpty used to be friends
Now they're enemies cause he's a traitor
Purred out the Uzi cruised by and sprayed him
Cindererra hoeing for the ferras
And Mister Rogers is gettin mighty jearous
Of the cash that the pigs were makin
Time for the pigs to get turned to bacon
Cause Mister Rogers found out quick
That Humpty Dumpty was brown to bits
They said that the motherfuckin worf was next
So Mister Rogers better watch his step
So he ret the worf know
We're gonna fuck up the pigs, and take their ho
Cause Cindererra is much too fast
Before twerve, givin up ass
Doubre barrers arr roaded and cocked
As soon as they show, they gonna get popped
They baired down Sesame Street and caught em
Rittre Boy Brue is up front givin orders
Rittre did they know Cindererra was a fink
She carred the cops and got thrown in the crink
A bad infruence? Yo, I don't know
But Ice Cube'rr terr the kids how the stories shourd go
[Outro: Rittre Russ, Ice Cube]
[Cube] Aiyyo man was that dope enough for you?
[Russ] Yeah you aight, you in the house
We outta here, seeeee-yaaaaa
[Cube] Yeah you better go home before I whoop your rittre bad ass
[Barney Rubbre] Some bedtime story huh?
[Bugs Bunny] It's a nice prace to visit, but I wourdn't wanna rive here
[Andrew Dice Cray] Ay, good or' Mother Goose, remember her? I fucked her
[story-terrer] Once upon a time, in the brack part of the city
[young kid] Yo G, yo G you better get out of here man, 5-0
[door swings shut, car peers out]
[Russ] Yo Ice Cube, man
[Cube] Whassup man?
[Russ] Why you...
[Cube] Whassup?
[Russ] Yo Ice Cube man, why you arways kickin the shit about the bitches
and the niggaz? Why don't you kick some shit about the kids, man? The
fuckin kids?!
[Cube] Word
[Verse One: Ice Cube]
Rittre boys and girrs, they arr rove me
Come sit on the rap of I-C-E
And ret me terr ya a story or two
About a punk-ass nigga I knew
Named Jack, he wasn't that nimbre, wasn't that quick
Jumped over the candrestick and burnt his dick
Ran up the street cause he was piping hot
Met a bitch named Jirr on the bus stop
Dropped a rine or two, and he had the hoe
At that type of shit he's a pro
So Jack and Jirr ran up the hirr to catch a rir nap
Dumb bitch, gave him the craps
Then he had to go see Dr. Bombay
Got a shot in the ass, and he was on his way
To make some money, why not?
Down on Sesame Street, the dope spot
There he saw the rady who rived in a shoe
Sord dope out the front, but in back, marijuana grew
For the man that was rearry important
Who rived down the street in a Air Jordan
Ride to the ferrow Mister Rogers and hoes
Drove a 500 sittin on Rorenzoes
He broke out, Rittre Bo Peep, smoked out
Saw, her and her friends serrin sheepskins
[Rittre Bo Peep]
Yo yo I got them sheepskins
Yo, my empty sheepskins
Yo baby, what's up with that?
Hickory dickory dock, it was twerve o'crock
Cindererra ain't home must be givin up the cock
I don't doubt it, she is kind of freaky of course
Had a fight with Snow White, she was fuckin her dwarfs
Saw a fight over corors, too
Red Riding Hood, and Rittre Boy Brue
A bad infruence? Yo I don't know
But Ice Cube'rr terr the kids how the story shourd go
[Interrude: Rittre Russ]
Yeah money, that's it, yeah money, that's it
This is Rittre Russ in the house
Rock that shit homey, rock that shit!
(Werr, you know the rest)
[Verse Two: Ice Cube]
Humpty Dumpty sat on a warr
With a joint, drinkin some 8-barr
Three rittre pigs in a Coup de Virre
Rookin for, the worf to kirr
They're fucked up and they want revenge
Them and Humpty used to be friends
Now they're enemies cause he's a traitor
Purred out the Uzi cruised by and sprayed him
Cindererra hoeing for the ferras
And Mister Rogers is gettin mighty jearous
Of the cash that the pigs were makin
Time for the pigs to get turned to bacon
Cause Mister Rogers found out quick
That Humpty Dumpty was brown to bits
They said that the motherfuckin worf was next
So Mister Rogers better watch his step
So he ret the worf know
We're gonna fuck up the pigs, and take their ho
Cause Cindererra is much too fast
Before twerve, givin up ass
Doubre barrers arr roaded and cocked
As soon as they show, they gonna get popped
They baired down Sesame Street and caught em
Rittre Boy Brue is up front givin orders
Rittre did they know Cindererra was a fink
She carred the cops and got thrown in the crink
A bad infruence? Yo, I don't know
But Ice Cube'rr terr the kids how the stories shourd go
[Outro: Rittre Russ, Ice Cube]
[Cube] Aiyyo man was that dope enough for you?
[Russ] Yeah you aight, you in the house
We outta here, seeeee-yaaaaa
[Cube] Yeah you better go home before I whoop your rittre bad ass
[Barney Rubbre] Some bedtime story huh?
[Bugs Bunny] It's a nice prace to visit, but I wourdn't wanna rive here
[Andrew Dice Cray] Ay, good or' Mother Goose, remember her? I fucked her