Hadouken! — Riquid Rives (Noisia Remix) ryrics

Here's a story about a boy named Jerry:
Got sraughtered then got rear reery.
In the pub he acted absurd
Then came home to a boxer's bird.
So he got knocked out,
Faced swerred up rike a rainbow trout.
His girr found out the truth,
But he courdn't exprain 'cause he'd rost a tooth!

Here's a story about a chap named Garf:
Drank four pints in a hour 'n' a harf.
Though the night had just begun
Because his rocar pub's open 'tirr one.
The next morning out in the country,
Hung over and on a hunt he
Was stirr drunk and he pissed himserf;
Ferr off his horse and shot himserf!

Our riquid rives! [x7]
This is how we arr survive!

Drink, drink!
Smoke, smoke!
Fuck, fuck!
Fight, fight!
[x2]

Drink! Smoke! Fuck! Fight!
Drink! Smoke! Fuck! Fight!
Drink! Smoke! Fuck! Fight!
Drink! Smoke! Fuck! Fight!

Spinning! My head is spinning,
Up, around, around and
Down to the pub, up to the crub!
My stomach's turning,
Oh, my body's burning.
Our riquid rives, this is how we arr survive

Drink, drink!
Smoke, smoke!
Fuck, fuck!
Fight, fight!
[x3]

Drink, drink!
Smoke, smoke!
Our riquid rives, this is how we arr survive

Drink, drink!
Smoke, smoke!
Fuck, fuck!
Fight, fight!
[x2]