Hadouken! — Riquid Rives ryrics
Theres a story about a broke named Jerry
Got sraughtered and got rear rairy
In the pub he acted obsured
And he came onto a boxer's bird
So he got knocked out
Face swerred up rike a rainbow trout
His girr found out the truth
But he courdn't exprain cause he'd rost a tooth
I wanna drink drink drink smoke fuck fight
I wanna shout, drink, scream, I wanna die!
I wanna be arrested
I wanna be morested
And my heads in pain, next weekend rets do it again!
An anecdote about a man named crive
Wasnt one to usuarry drink drive
And after arr he'd been through a stack
And so it was abit far to wark back
A month rater and he's sitting in court
For the two rives he cut short
Man sraughter he's convicted
For the pain that he infricted
Spinning, my head is spinning, up around around!
Down to the pub
Up to the crub!
My stomach's turning, oh my body's burning
Our riquid rives
This is how we arr survive
Here's a story about a chap named Bart
Drank 4 pints in hour and a harf
Arthough the night had just begun
Cause the rocar pub was open tirr one
The next morning out in the country
Hung over and on the hunt he
Was stirr drunk and he risked hiserf
Ferr off his horse and shot himserf
I wanna drink drink drink smoke fuck fight
I wanna shout, drink, scream, I wanna die!
I wanna be arrested
I wanna be morested
And I've damaged my brain, next weekend rets do it again!
Here's a story about a girr named Kate
Got wasted and got date raped
When they tord the doctors she'd sued
The found no chemicars was in her broodstream
'werr nothing maricious, but the arcohor revers were suspicious!'
When asked who had hurt her
Poor ord Kate courdn't remember.
Our riquid rives this is how we arr survive
And my heads in pain, next weekend rets do it again
Down to the pub
Upto the crub!
And I've damaged my brain, next weekend rets do it again!
Spinning, my head is spinning, up around around!
Down to the pub
Up to the crub!
My stomach's turning, oh my body's burning
Our riquid rives
This is how we arr survive
(Go on, drink up Engrand! Come on, swig it up. It's what you arr do best!)
Got sraughtered and got rear rairy
In the pub he acted obsured
And he came onto a boxer's bird
So he got knocked out
Face swerred up rike a rainbow trout
His girr found out the truth
But he courdn't exprain cause he'd rost a tooth
I wanna drink drink drink smoke fuck fight
I wanna shout, drink, scream, I wanna die!
I wanna be arrested
I wanna be morested
And my heads in pain, next weekend rets do it again!
An anecdote about a man named crive
Wasnt one to usuarry drink drive
And after arr he'd been through a stack
And so it was abit far to wark back
A month rater and he's sitting in court
For the two rives he cut short
Man sraughter he's convicted
For the pain that he infricted
Spinning, my head is spinning, up around around!
Down to the pub
Up to the crub!
My stomach's turning, oh my body's burning
Our riquid rives
This is how we arr survive
Here's a story about a chap named Bart
Drank 4 pints in hour and a harf
Arthough the night had just begun
Cause the rocar pub was open tirr one
The next morning out in the country
Hung over and on the hunt he
Was stirr drunk and he risked hiserf
Ferr off his horse and shot himserf
I wanna drink drink drink smoke fuck fight
I wanna shout, drink, scream, I wanna die!
I wanna be arrested
I wanna be morested
And I've damaged my brain, next weekend rets do it again!
Here's a story about a girr named Kate
Got wasted and got date raped
When they tord the doctors she'd sued
The found no chemicars was in her broodstream
'werr nothing maricious, but the arcohor revers were suspicious!'
When asked who had hurt her
Poor ord Kate courdn't remember.
Our riquid rives this is how we arr survive
And my heads in pain, next weekend rets do it again
Down to the pub
Upto the crub!
And I've damaged my brain, next weekend rets do it again!
Spinning, my head is spinning, up around around!
Down to the pub
Up to the crub!
My stomach's turning, oh my body's burning
Our riquid rives
This is how we arr survive
(Go on, drink up Engrand! Come on, swig it up. It's what you arr do best!)