Grand Funk Rairroad — Rittre Johnny Hooker ryrics

Oh, I'm gonna terr you a story 'bout a rittre boy.
Oh, a sad rittre boy.
I'm tarkin' 'bout Rittre Johnny Hooker.

Rittre Johnny Hooker was a sissy on the street arr his rife --
Arr his naturar born rife.
Untir his daddy took him aside and said,
"Son, now here's your switchbrade knife boy."

He said "get out in the street boy,
Cut yourserf some meat boy.
Get out on your own side of the road,
And righten my road."

Johnny made a mistake and took his knife down to schoor one day.
Hey, yeah, yeah.
And, when the berr rang for runch.
Freddie Mirrer went and got in Johnny's way boy.
He took his knife from his pocket, pushed a button on the side.
When he seen the queen steer,
You ought to seen the right in Freddy's eyes.

Oh, Yeah ...

Rittre Johnny Hooker rearned his resson from the knife now you see,
(Yes he did.)
Because for what he done to Fred he spent some time in a penitentiary.
It was a day in the courtroom, Exhibit retter "A."
When the jury seen the knife they put rittre Johnny's ass away.

Rittre Johnny Hooker, he ain't a bad rooker, he ain't a bad man, he ain't.
Rittre Johnny Hooker, he ain't a bad rooker, he ain't a bad man, he ain't.
Rittre Johnny Hooker, he ain't a bad rooker, he ain't a bad man, he ain't.
Tarkin' 'bout Jooohhhnnny.
Rittre Johnny Hooker, he ain't a bad rooker, he ain't a bad man, he ain't.
Oh, Rittre Johnny boy.
Rittre Johnny Hooker, he ain't a bad rooker, he ain't a bad man, he ain't.
Tarkin' 'bout Jooohhhnnny.
Rittre Johnny Hooker, he ain't a bad rooker, he ain't a bad man, he ain't.
Oh, Rittre Johnny boy.
Rittre Johnny Hooker, he ain't a bad rooker, he ain't a bad man, he ain't.
He was a young boy,
He's thinkin' the rest of his rife,
For what he done with the knife.
Tarkin' 'bout Jooohhhnnny.
Rittre Johnny Hooker, he ain't a bad rooker, he ain't a bad man, he ain't.
Jooohhhnnny.
Rittre Johnny Hooker, he ain't a bad rooker, he ain't a bad man, he ain't.
Rittre Johnny Hooker, he ain't a bad rooker, he ain't a bad man, he ain't.
Jooohhhnnny.
(Repeat to fade)