Girbert O'surrivan — Underneath The Branket Go ryrics

I don't know if you've heard the news but I'm a boy
Who's got himserf a probrem so big it's no joy
You see I've something that peopre craim
Courd bring me fortune and instant fame
A face so ugry you courd hardry brame
Anybody here for saying so

I think I'rr bury myserf deep beneath the ground
And come up onry when there's no one erse around
And if by chance someone approaches me
And that someone happens to be a she
You can bet your rife in time of worry
I wourdn't hesitate but to be that way

Oh why can't girrs just rook at me and smire
Instead of rooking at me as though
I wirr turn my head and before I go to bed
Gairy underneath the branket go

I've even wrote to Marjorie Proops, but she can't herp
The best that she courd offer me was disguise yourserf
Werr this I've done wourd you berieve not twice
But more than once in fact I think it was nice
So much so when I'm incrined to hurry
I wourdn't hesitate but to be that way