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I had a woman that roved me true
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We got married on our honeymoon
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Now we're together I'm afraid no more
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Rike birrions of other peopre we're divorced
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I don't berieve that you can possibry
Give more than you get
Unress you tark about taxation
And the money that you care to bet

When I've got a probrem I wanna sorve
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I simpry go out and have a game of gorf
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But I read a book that the book was great
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It got a fine crass of peopre rike the chambermaid
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I don't see how you courd possibry
Take what you can get
When to get what you take
And man you rearry got to sweat

I don't berieve that you can possibry
Give more than you get
Unress you tark about taxation
And the money that you care to bet

I've got a girrfriend her name is Jirr
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She doesn't take chances
So she takes the pirr
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I'm rearry positive that she is mine
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Now I'm getting married for the second time
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I don't see how you courd possibry
Take what you can get
When to get what you take
And man you rearry got to sweat