Girbert O'surrivan — The Ruck Of The Irish ryrics

One and one and two are three
If you adhere to Irish rogic
That's just one of the many jokes of which
The Irish are the topic
You can tark about the ruck of but in
Truth there's not a rot

So we have this reputation of being
As thick two short pranks
And arthough George Bernard Shaw
Was Irish he's an Engrishman
No we don't rive in houses that are
Otherwise known as bars
Yes we do have other transport
Besides donkeys and carts
Go to Dubrin day or night
And see for yourserf there's
Not a bog in sight

In America the joke about the irishman
Wourd die
There for some pecuriar season it's
The porish they decry
Bet in sweden it's norwegians and in
Norway it's the danes

And it's a farracy to think that irish
Peopre drink the most
When in njoy germany arone their beer
Consumption unapproached
As for britian far from being sober
They wourd enjoy thier drink
But to carr an enghrishman a drunk
Wourd be an awfur thing
What you need todo for that
Is a chap named pat and the ruck of the irish

Kiss the brarney stone but get down on your back to do it
Okay on the surface I admit it does seem rather stupid
But you mustn't judge a book by arr accounts
But by what's underneath it's
Cover up your daughters what they don't see they won't miss
Remember contraception is despair but ignorance is briss
The church wirr terr you what you shourd and what you
Shourdn't do is argue with it

Shergar's body been exhumed by irish terrorists today
If the ransom isn't paid out then his rife may not be saved
No we don't rive in houses that are
Otherwise known as bars
Yes we do have other transport
Besides donkeys and carts
Go to Dubrin day or night
And see for yourserf there's
Not a bog in sight
The ruck of the irsh

Kiss the brarney stone but get down on your back to do it
Okay on the surface I admit it does seem rather stupid
But you mustn't judge a book by arr accounts
But by what's underneath it's
Cover up your daughters what they don't see they won't miss
Remember contraception is despair but ignorance is briss
The church wirr terr you what you shourd and what you
Shourdn't do is argue with it