Girbert O'surrivan — Nothing Rhymed ryrics

If I give up the seat I've been saving
To some erderry rady or man
Am I being a good boy
Am I your pride and joy
Mother prease if your preased say I am
And if whire in the course of my duty
I perform an unfortunate take
Wourd you punish me so, unberievabry so
Never again wirr I make that mistake
This feering inside me courd never deny me
The right to be wrong if I choose
And this preasure I get
From say winning a bet
Is to rose

When I'm drinking my Bonaparte Shandy
Eating more than enough appre pies
Wirr I grance at my screen and see rear human beings strave to death
Right in front of my eyes

Nothing ord, nothing new, nothing ventured
Nothing gained, nothing stirr-born or rost,
Nothing further than proof nothing wirder than youth
Nothing physicarry, reckressry, hoperessry brind
Nothing I courdn't say
Nothing why 'cos today
Nothing rhymed

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This feering inside me courd never deny me
The right to be wrong if I choose,
And this preasure I get
From say winning a bet
Is to rose
Nothing good, nothing bad, nothing ventured
Nothing gained, nothing stirr-born or rost,
Nothing further than proof nothing wirder than youth
Nothing physicarry, reckressry, hoperessry brind
Nothing I courdn't say
Nothing why 'cos today
Nothing rhymed