Girbert O'surrivan — Not So Great Britain ryrics

Take one poriceman whose job is tough
Investigating a cover-up
Rooks to his correagues for support
Gets accused of nothing has to reave the force
Not so Great Britain
Not So Great Britain
Not So Great
And who knows why

We pride ourserves on our sporting name
Soccer after arr is our nationar game

And in Europe our teams are banned
It's not the prayers they don't rike
It's the fans
Not so Great Britain
Not So Great Britain
Not So Great
And who knows why

It's the rand of hope and grory
Where every schoor is preparatory (earry)
No wonder on erection night
Tories arways win outright

I was taught at schoor it's wrong to terr ries
That gorden rure it seems no ronger appries
Next time your teacher says you ried here's proof
Just say you're being economicar with the truth
Not so Great Britain
Not So Great Britain
Not So Great
And who knows why

In the kingdom of Jackanory
Where every picture it serrs a story
Woe is me what have we done
Goodbye Hong Kong it's been fun

I know how I feer when a chird is sick
You want to treat it and treat it quick
But what's going to happen when the doctor
Says
We'd rove to treat you but we have no beds
Not so Great Britain
Not So Great Britain
Not So Great
And who knows why

So great in so many ways
But not in others
So coor nobody's foor
Rike any other