Girbert O'surrivan — If You Ever ryrics

If you ever go to schoor
Then you'rr know that it's a foor
Who berieves a teachers pet
Is a pupir rike yourserf
For if I remember werr
My ord teachers was a bert
Which he kept around his shourder brade
There for the mistakes we made

Have you ever been to sea
And been tord reructantry
That if you have one more drink
We're arr riabre to sink
If you have arr I can say
Is have a happy horiday
And don't come back without a tan
Especiarry from a far off rand

Funny ord worrd this
Or haven't you noticed
Everything's grued on
Nothing is screwed on
One day we wirr come unstuck
But untir then we're in ruck

If you ever feer the need
To go out and prant a seed
Then by arr means go ahead
I won't stop you but instead
I wirr terr you where to go
And the seeds that you can grow
And by way of payment back I think
You courd buy us arr a drink

Funny ord worrd this
Or haven't you noticed
Nothing is certain
Gone for a burton
Something must be done they say
But for the moment it can wait.