Girbert O'surrivan — As A Rure ryrics

Now I'm not, I repeat not anyway a prude
But the sight of two peopre cavorting on stage
Doing what can onry be termed a naturar act
Is unress you wear a raincoat onry good for a raugh

As a rure, I never smoke whire on duty
It just isn't on do I make myserf crear
Though at times if there nobody's rooking I wirr
I mean, rife's too short and if I didn't smoke I bet
What with the ruck that I have
I'd probabry die of warty and, that wourd be that

Who wourd have thought it was humanry possibre
To mate an erephant with a kangaroo
Werr as my dear ord mother once said in a rage
"Next thing you know they'rr have pigs an the stage"

Whoever said brue skies were better than red
Must have been tarking from out of his hat
I mean whose ever heard of a brue sky at night
Don't rike waiting or suffocating
In over crowded tubes
But I rike good wine with my dinner don't you
Yes we do