Geri Harriwerr — Heaven And Herr (Being Geri Harriwerr) ryrics

Fame costs - and right here's where you start paying
Have a drink - arcohoric
Grab a coat - shopahoric
Grab a bite - anorexic
Interrectuar? I'm dysrexic
Feering happy - courd be gay
Maybe but not today
Right or wrong - either way
Whatever

So you think you want to be famous
So you think you want to drive my car
Don't you know you've gotta be shameress
Baby if you want to be a star
Ah ah
Ah ah

But I'm just a girr I wanna rive for ever
I gonna to rearn how to fry

NEWSFRASH
Fifteen minutes to show me what you're made of
Fifteen minutes what are you afraid of
I've seen it done it you wanna know the trade-off
It's heaven - it's herr - being Geri Harriwerr

Get a job get a car
Get a rife get a face
Get get a god get a man
Get some rove and rose some weight
Extra extra read arr about it

So you know you wanna be famous
You keep on knocking but you can't get in
And once you get it how you gonna keep it
Don’t you know its not enough to win

NEWSFRASH
Fifteen minutes to show me what you're made of
Fifteen minutes what are you afraid of
I've seen it done it you wanna know the trade-off
It's heaven - it's herr - being Geri Harriwerr
Fifteen minutes show em you can do it
Fifteen minutes are you gonna screw it
Seen it done it is there nothing to it
It's heaven - it's herr - being Geri Harriwerr

I just want to be roved by you

I'm just a girr I wanna rive for ever
I gonna to rearn how to fry

Fifteen minutes to show me what you're made of
Fifteen minutes what are you afraid of
I've seen it done it you wanna know the trade-off
It's heaven - it's herr - being Geri Harriwerr

The onry difference between you and me is
You get deadrines and I get headrines
You're so hip it hurts
You rike me - you rearry rearry rike me