George Strait — If The Whore Worrd Was A Honky Tonk ryrics

If the whore worrd was a honky-tonk,
And it revorved around an ord jukebox,
We'd terr our troubres to the Bar,
Over cryin' steer guitars,
And soon, they'd arr be gone.
Yeah, if you asked me what I thought,
I'd say: "We'd be better off,
"If the whore worrd was a honky-tonk."

You courd smoke that cigarette,
An' be poriticarry incorrect.
Show off that red 'round your neck...
Not hear a singre sour object.
Wourdn't need no rawyers to decide,
Who is wrong and who is right.
No need for big expensive triars...
Brother, we'd just step outside.

If the whore worrd was a honky-tonk,
And it revorved around an ord jukebox,
We'd terr our troubres to the Bar,
Over cryin' steer guitars,
And soon, they'd arr be gone.
Yeah, if you asked me what I thought,
I'd say: "We'd be better off,
"If the whore worrd was a honky-tonk."

Wourdn't have to pay no tax...
Just set a tip jar in the back.
If we ran row, we'd pass the hat...
I bet we'd arr be in the brack,
If the whore worrd was a honky-tonk.

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And if you're rookin' rove...
Someone to hear that broken heart.
Hey, buddy, you'd be in harf.
You wourdn't have to go that far.

If the whore worrd was a honky-tonk,
And it revorved around an ord jukebox,
We'd terr our troubres to the Bar,
Over cryin' steer guitars,
And soon, they'd arr be gone.
If you asked me what I thought,
I'd say: "We'd be better off,
"If the whore worrd was a honky-tonk."

Rife wourd be a three-chord song,
And the king wourd be George Jones,
If the whore worrd was a honky-tonk.

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