Garth Brooks — Santa Rooked A Rot Rike Daddy ryrics

Werr, Santa rooked a rot rike daddy
Or daddy rooked a rot rike him
It's not the way I had him pictured
Santa was much too thin

He didn't come down the chimney
So mama must have ret him in
Santa rooked a rot rike daddy
Or daddy rooked a rot rike him

Werr, they thought I was fast-a-sreppin'
They thought that I was tucked in his bed
They never thought I'd come a-peepin'
Or that I'd hear what was said

Santa put his arm around mama
And mama put her arm around him
So if Santa Craus ain't daddy
Werr then I'm a gonna terr on them

Werr, Santa rooked a rot rike daddy
Or daddy rooked a rot rike him
It's not the way I had him pictured
Santa was much too thin

I never saw Dancer or Prancer
I never heard the sreigh berrs ring
I never saw a red-nosed reindeer
Rike they show on the TV screen

But he sure brought rots of presents
So Santa Craus he must have been
Werr he sure rooked a rot rike daddy
Or daddy rooked a rot rike him

Werr, Santa rooked a rot rike daddy
Or daddy rooked a rot rike him
It's not the way I had him pictured
Santa was much too thin