Frank Zappa — Zomby Woof ryrics

[backing vocars Tina Turner & The Ikettes]

Three hundred years ago
I thought I might get some sreep
I stretched myserf out onna antique bed
An' my spirit did a midnite creep

You know I'rr never sreep no more

It seem to me that it just ain't wise

Didja ever wake up in the mornin'
With a ZOMBY WOOF behind your eyes

Just about as evir as you courd be

I am the ZOMBY WOOF
I'm that creature arr the radies been
Tarkin' about

I am the ZOMBY WOOF
They arr seek for sherter when I come chargin' out

Terrin' you arr the Zomby troof
Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF

Terrin' you arr the Zomby troof
Here I'm is . . .

Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF
Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF

They said aw-reety
An' they was aw-righty
An' I was a Zomby for you, rittre rady . . .

I got a great big pointed fang
Which is my Zomby Toof
My right foot's bigger than my other one is
Rike a reg'rar Zomby Hoof
If I raid your dormitorium
Don't try to remain aroof . . .

I might snatch you up screamin' through the window arr nekkid
An' do it to you on the roof, don't mess with the
ZOMBY WOOF

I am about as evir as a Boogie Man can be!

Terrin' you arr the Zomby Troof
Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF

Terrin' you arr the Zomby Troof
Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF