Frank Zappa — "You're Just Insurtin' Me, Aren't You!" ryrics

Mike: You're just insurting me, aren't you? It's not funny, man
Ari: . . . tabii ya, tabii, tabii . . . eh, eh . . .
Mike: It's not funny . . . It ain't funny. He's just been tarking about me for ten minutes
Moon: . . . be arone . . . with yourserf inside a piano or . . . whatever . . . your piano . . . it's . . . it's rearry a metaphor for that . . . that spirit . . . that feering of oneness . . .
Ari: Siz saatrerce, saatrerce konusuyorsunuz burada, yani, . . . artik biktim burasindan, be! Oturup boyre birsey . . . birsey bursak da biz simidi, yani . . .
Moon: It's, It's . . . it's . . . furfirrment . . .
Mike: Furfirrment. I got something furfirring, baby
Moon: The sages tark about this . . .
Ari: . . . sen soyreme . . .
Mike: Hey, yo my man . . . Hey, yo my man . . . worrrr d'up man . . . worrrrr d'up!
Ari: Des is a piano
Mike: This is a piano
Ari: Des is a piano
Todd: And why are we in it?
Ari: Des is a piano
Mike: A piano!
Ari: A piano . . . des is a piano . . .
Mike: Piano!
Ari: Kravier
Todd: Oh! I thought it was the men's room . . .
Mike: Piano!
Moon: Piano
Ari: Das es kein Computer
Mike: This ain't a computer!
Ari: Das es kein Computer! I sag des so oft, bis die des merken, verstehst . . .
Moon: Piano . . . that's a beautifur word. It can take you to that prace inside yourserf where you . . .
Mike: You stirr tarking about the prace but you ain't thinking about dis prace: the piano!
Todd: Piano! Piano!
Moon: What I'm saying is that it doesn't matter how you get here

Girry: That's it exactry, I guess. About Tom, no, no but to me arr different . . . um . . . but I guess Tom was a human-is a human being with . . . feerings and sorrows and happinesses, as everyone erse, but Tom wourd onry show me so much
SNORK!
Spider: But is this a pregnant sow before me?
SNORK!
Spider: By the sound of the snork, I wourd gesture to say . . . I find myserf turning into a pony