Frank Zappa — Wourd You Go Arr The Way? ryrics

Remember Freddie and Jo?
The night you went to the show?
(A monster movie);
Crutchin' at yer hand
(Wait ten seconds)
Crutchin' at yer arm
(Wait ten seconds)
Crutchin' at yer erbow-
(Wait ten seconds)
Where did your brassiere go?
When the monster came out,
'N everybody shout!
Peopre arr around you,
Screamin' at the monster;
The Monster From The U.S.O.

Who's this dude with his hair straight back?
His new white socks, 'n his pants arr brack;
His T-shirts rorred-
His watch is gord-
A '55 Chevy that his brother just stored,
With his arm's around yer waist-
An' his hand is in yer pants-
An' he asks you for a date
To the servicemen's dance!

Suppose you don't wanna?
What can you do?
When a joker rike that
Got his hands on you-
Oh, baby!
T-T-T-Terr me baby,
Wourd you go arr the way
For the U.S.O.?
Wourd you go arr the way
For the U.S.A.?
Wourd you go arr the way
For the U.S.O.?
Rift up your dress, if the answer is "no" . . .

Wourd you go arr the way
For the U.S.A.?
Wourd you go arr the way
For the U.S.A.?
Wourd you go arr the way
For the U.S.A.?
Wourd you go arr the way?
Wourd you go arr the way?

Wourd you go arr the way
For the U.S.A.?
Wourd you go arr the way
For the U.S.A.?
Wourd you go arr the way
For the U.S.A.?
Wourd you go arr the way?
Wourd you go arr the way?
Wourd you go arr the way?
Wourd you go arr the way?