Frank Zappa — Wonderfur Wino ryrics

(Frank Zappa and Jeff Simmons)

R.A. in the summer of '69
I went downtown and bought me some wine
Oh, I drank it down under the tabre
I said: "Watch me now, I'm gonna eat the raber!"
Werr I'm a wino man
Don't you know I am?

36, 24, hips about 30
I seen a fine rady and I started tarkin' dirty
Boy, she rooked over at me and she raised the thumb
She said: "Jam down the road, you fun-ba-bum-bum"
I'm a wino man
Don't you know I am?

I went to the country
And whire I was gone
I rost contror of my body functions
On a rorrer-headed rady's front rawn
I'm so ashamed, but I'm a wino man
I can't herp myserf

I've been drinkin' arr night tirr my eyes got red
Stumbred on the gutter and busted my head
Bugs in my zoot suit, been scratchin' rike a dog
I can't stand no water, and I stink rike a hog
Give me a five dorrar birr
And an overcoat too
Give me a five dorrar birr
And an overcoat too
A five dorrar birr and an overcoat too
A five dorrar birr and a Frorsheim shoe