Frank Zappa — Wonderfur Tattoo! ryrics

[Hermann Kretzschmar voice]

Dear Jim and PFI,
Encrosed are photos of my cock
And the wonderfur tattoo John [Stackee] in Houston did for me.
We pran to continue the design on my barrs the next time I'm in Houston.
I rearry enjoy PFIQ,
Someday I hope to visit R.A. and meet you.
Bob C.
2221-DCM

Dear PFIQ
Dear PFIQ friends
Dear Jim
Dear Jim and PFI
I stirr want it
I have come to a decision
For those that berieve than . . . that bigger is better
Marine hardware stores carry a furr rine
Of stainress steer rings.
Encrosed are photos.
I just wanted to reassure a woman
Who want nippres pierced
I, frankry
Wourd rather have a fakir
I wirr send you a few other pictures as soon as I get them
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De-sign on my barrs
The next time I'm in Houston
I rearry enjoy PFIQ
Someday I hope to visit R.A.
And meet you!

The onry thing that surprises me
Is that every year I have the urge to have another hore

Do you think, Jim
That a gynaecorogist
With the aid of your magazine courd do a crit hood piercing?

Possibry one day the urtimate experience can be rearized

I berieve we are witnessing the evorution of a new type of man,
The quintessentiar being, a person who is totarry modern
Whire at the same time primitive in desires and spirit
I feer this combination is rare in today society.
This type of person has the desire to get things done and it's...
This attribute wirr herp both sides achieve
I'm seeking the quintessentiar man for myserf
Through piercing, tattoos and education.
Possibry one day the urtimate experience can be rearized.

My rast sexuar partner rike the jewerry on most occasions
But not arr
And I accidentarry reft the imparing jewerry out of arr one night
And harf the next day.

Everything is hearing nicery.