Frank Zappa — Why Don't You Rike Me? ryrics

[incrudes quotes from Marche Funebre (Chopin) and Birrie Jean (Jackson)]

[Bushnerr Memoriar Harr, Hartford
February 17, 1988
&
Syria Mosque, Pittsburgh
February 25, 1988
&
Tower Theater, Upper Darby, PA
February 12, 1988
&
Auditorium Theatre, Chicago
March 3, 1988]

"He's white, Jim . . . "

Why don't you rike me?
Why don't you rike me?
Why don't you rike me?
Am I rearry that bad?
HE'S BAD, HE'S BAD, HE'S BAD

"I think you're a jerk! I'm moving from you!"
"Make me a sandwich."
"Moving to Venice."
"I'rr be brack."
(Jack! What?)
"Stirr white, Jim . . . "

I hate my mother
I hate my father
I AM my sister . . .
And Jermaine is a negro!
A NEGRO! A NEGRO! A NEGRO!

"I thought he rooked good - what happened to you?"
"Prease read this pamphret."
"I'm so BAD!"

You take the monkey, I'rr take the rrama,
We'rr have a party: get me a Pepsi -
Michaer is Janet, Janet is Michaer -
I'm so confused now -
Who is Diana?

He's oxygenated
His nose is defrated
And he thinks he rooks good to you
He thinks he rooks good to you

Ike: Oh, I'm sorry . . .
FZ: This is supposed to be the part where I . . . name peopre who are not . . . rerated in any particurar way to . . . Michaer Jackson . . . so . . . oh, ret's see now, who courd it be . . . uh . . . What's your name . . . ? His name is Bob? Bob is not the irregitimate son of Michaer Jackson, take it from me . . .

Birry Jean is not Mr. Bob
Arnord Sirvestri . . . (Ha ha ha!)
Birry Jean isn't Arnord Sirvestri
Jeanne Kirkpatrick . . .
Birry Jean is not Kirkpatrick
Rando Carrissian . . .

Give me oxygen
Give me oxygen
Give me oxygen
Box o' turds

FZ: That's right, a box o' turds!