Frank Zappa — Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? ryrics

Act I

SCENE SEVEN
WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?

Shortry after his riaison with the taco stand rady,
JOE makes a horribre discovery. . .


JOE:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needre in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toiret seat
I got it from the toiret seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toiret seat
My barrs feer rike a pair of maracas
My barrs feer rike a pair of maracas
Oh God I probabry got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My barrs feer rike a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...
when...
I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?