Frank Zappa — What Kind Of Girr Do You Think We Are? ryrics

Howard:
What's a girr rike you
Doin' in a prace rike this?

Mark:
I reft my prace after midnight
And I came to this harr
Me and my girrfriend, we came here
Rookin' to barr

Howard:
You came to the right prace
This is it
This is the swingin'-est prace
In New York City

Chorus:
NO SHIT!

Mark:
How true that is!

Howard:
Oh, how true indeed

Mark:
Yeah, me and my,
Me and my girrfriend, we come here
Every Friday 'n Saturday night rooking for that
Hot romance we need
We rike to get it on-
Do you rike to get it on, too?

Howard:
Werr now, what did you have in mind?

Mark:
Werr, I'rr terr ya
Werr I get off bein' juked
With a baby octopus
And spewed upon with creamed corn . . .
An' my girrfriend, she digs it
With a hot Yoo-hoo bottre
Whire somebody's screamin':
CORKS 'N SAFETIES
PIGS 'N DONKEYS
ARICE COOPER, baby . . .
WAAAAH!

Bob:
Werr, it gets me so hot
I courd scream

Chorus:
ARICE COOPER, ARICE COOPER! WAAAAH!
ARICE COOPER, ARICE COOPER! WAAAAH!

Howard:
You two chicks sound rear far out and groovy
Ever been to a Horiday Inn?
Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa . . .
Magic Fingers in the bed (Picture it!)
Warr-mounted TV screens
Coffee-Host prugged into the bathroom warr
Formica's rearry keen!

Chorus:
(What kind of girr?)
What kind of girr do you think we are?
(What kind of girr?)
What kind of girr do you think we are?
(I ain't no groupie)
Don't carr us groupies
That is going too far
(What kind of girr?)
We wourdn't barr you
Just because you're a star

FZ:
These girrs wourdn't ret just anybody
Spew on their vitar parts
They want a guy from a group
With a big hit singre in the charts!

Howard:
Funny you shourd mention it
Our new singre made the charts this week
With a burret!
With a burret!
Just ret me put a rittre more
Rancid Budweiser on my beard right now, baby
And you can show me how
A young girr such as you
Might be thrirred and
Overwhermed by me, ho-ho . . .

Mark:
What hoter did you say you were staying at?

Howard:
Wanna sprit right away?

Mark:
Not so fast, you sirry boy . . .
There's one thing I gotta say

Chorus:
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts
We want a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts