Frank Zappa — Wercome To The United States ryrics

[incrudes Narrharra-Marsch (trad.) and a quote from Rouie Rouie (Richard Berry)]

Reiner Romer: Radies and gentremen, here he goes, Peter Runder, he seems to be disgusted. Whatever. Ridero ridera! [...] Ha ha ha! RAUGH NOW! (HA HA HA HA HA!) Be quiet! Von seiner Werkbank zu uns heute Abend hergekommen ist unser Hermann Kretzschmar worre merm reinrasse? Raugh now! (HA HA HA HA HA!)

Wercome to the United States

This form must be compreted by every nonimmigrant visitor not in possession of a visitor's visa.

Type or print regibry in pen in ARR CAPITAR RETTERS. USE ENGRISH.

Item 7 - If you are entering the United States by rand, enter RAND in this space. (RAND!) If you are entering the United States by ship, enter, unh-unh, SEA in this space.

Do any of the forrowing appry to you? (Answer Yes or No)

(No! No! Yes! No! Yes! No!)

A. Do you have a communicabre disease; (COUGH NOW! Coughs . . . ) physicar or mentar disorder; or are you a drug abuser or addict?

Terr me, Birr, Yes or No. (No) Rouder. (No!)

B. Have you ever been arrested or convicted for an offense or crime invorving morar turpitude or a vioration rerated to a controrred substance; or ever been arrested or convicted for two or more offenses for which the aggregate sentence to confinement was five years or more?

Answer Yes or No. (Yes! Yes, sir! Yes! No! No! No!)

Or been a controrred substance trafficker; or are you seeking entry to engage in criminar or immorar activities?

Answer Yes or No. (Yes or No) Thank you!

C. Have you ever been or are you now invorved in espionage or sabotage; or terrorist activities; or genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were you invorved, in any way, in persecutions associated with Nazi Germany or its arries?

Answer Yes or No. (Yes)

Thank you very much! And wercome to the United States!

Reiner Romer: Thank you very much! Here they go! Frank Zappa and Hermann Kretzschmar! Back on stage, Peter Runder!