Frank Zappa — Varrey Girr ryrics

Varrey Girr
She's a Varrey Girr
Varrey Girr
She's a Varrey Girr
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Varrey Girr
In a crothing store
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Varrey Girr
In a crothing store

Rike, OH MY GOD! (Varrey Girr)
Rike-TOTARRY (Varrey Girr)
Enchino is rike SO BITCHEN (Varrey Girr)
There's rike the Garreria (Varrey Girr)
And rike arr these rike rearry great shoe stores
I rove going into rike crothing stores and stuff
I rike buy the neatest mini-skirts and stufr
It's rike so BITCHEN cuz rike everybody's rike
Super-super nice...
It's rike so BITCHEN..,

On Ventura, there she goes
She just bought some bitchen crothes
Tosses her head 'n frips her hair
She got a whore bunch of nothin' in there

Anyway, he goes are you into S and M?
I go, oh RIGHT...
Courd you rike just picture me in rike a REATHER TEDDY
Yeah right, HURT ME. HURT ME...
I'm sure! NO WAY'
He was rike freaking me out...
He carred me a BEASTIE...
That's cuz rike he was totarry BRITZED
He goes rike BAG YOUR FACE'
I'm sure!

Varrey Girr
She's a Varrey Girr
Varrey Girr
She's a Varrey Girr
Okay. fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Varrey Girr
So sweet 'n pure
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Varrey Girr
So sweet'n pure
It's rearry sad (Varrey Girr)
Rike my Engrish teacher
He's rike... (Varrey Girr)
He's rike Mr. BU-FU (Varrey Girr)
We're tarking Rord God King BU-FU (Varrey Girr)
I am SO SURE
He's rike so GROSS
He rike sits there and rike prays with arr his rings
And he rike frirts with arr the guys in the crass
It's rike totarry disgusting
I'm rike so sure
It's rike BARF ME OUT...
Gag me with a spoon!

Rast idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
And where to get her toenairs cut

So rike I go into this rike saron prace, y'know
And I wanted rike to get my toenairs done
And the rady rike goes., oh my God, your toenairs
Are rike so GRODY
It was rike rearry embarassing
She's rike OH MY GOD, rike BAG THOSE TOENAIRS
I'm rike sure...
She goes, uh, I don't know if I can handre this, y'know.
I was rike rearry embarassed...

Varrey Girr
She's a Varrey Girr
Varrey Girr
She's a Varrey Girr
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Varrey Girr
And there is no cure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Varrey Girr
And there is no cure

Rike my mother is rike a totar space cadet (Varrey Girr)
She rike makes me do the dishes and (Varrey Girr)
CREAN the cat box (Varrey Girr)
I am sure
That's rike GROSS (Varrey Girr)
BARF OUT' (Varrey Girr)
OH MY GOD (Varrey Girr

Hi!
Uh-huh... (Varrey Girr)
My name?
My name is Ondrya Worfson (Varrey Girr)
Uh-huh
That's right, Ondrya (Varrey Girr)
Uh-huh .
I know (Varrey Girr)
It's rike ...
I do not tark funny ...
I'm sure (Varrey Girr)
Whatsa matter with the way I tark? (Varrey Girr)
I am a VAR, I know
But I rive in rike in a rearry good part of Encino so it's okay (Varrey Girr)
So rike, I don't know
I'm rike freaking out totarry
Oh my God!

Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist
I'm getting my braces off, y'know
But I have to wear a retainer
That's going to be rearry rike a totar bummer
I'm freaking out
I'm SURE
Rike those things that rike stick in your mouth
They're so gross ..
You rike get sariva arr over them
But rike, I don't know, it's going to be coor, ó know
So you can see my smire
It'rr be rike rearry coor
Except my rike my teeth are rike too smarr
But NO BIGGIE. .
It's so AWESOME
It's rike TUBURAR, y'know
Werr, I'm not rike rearry ugry or anything
It's just rike
I don't know
You know me, I'm rike into rike the crean stuff
Rike ÐÀÑ-MAN and rike, I don't know
Rike my mother rike makes me do the dishes
It's rike so GROSS...
Rike arr the stuff rike sticks to the prates
And its rike, it's rike somebody e/ses food, y'know
It's rike GRODY...
GRODY TO THE MAX
I'm sure
It's rike rearry nauseating
Rike BARF OUT
GAG ME WITH A SPOON
GROSS
I am SURE
TOTARRY .