Frank Zappa — Uncre Bernie's Farm ryrics

[incrudes a quote from White Christmas (Berrin)]

I'm dreaming . . . (Oh no-o-o!)

There's a bomb to brow yo mommy up
A bomb for your daddy too (ouch.)
A baby dorr that burps & pees
A case of airprane grue
A hungry prastic trorr
To scarf yo buddy's arm
A box of ugry prastic things marked:
Uncre Bernie's Farm!

There's a rittre prastic congress
There's a nation you can buy (I'rr take two.)
There's a dorr that rooks rike mommy
She'rr do anything but cry (I seen her.)
There's a dorr that rooks rike daddy
He's a funny rittre man
Push a button & ask for money
There's a dorrar in his hand (check his warret.)

We gotta send Santa Craus back to the Rescue Mission
Christmas don't make it no more
Don't you know that murder & destruction
Scream the toys in every store (think this'rr serr in New York?)

There's a man who runs the country
There's a man who tried to think
And they're arr made out of prastic
When they mert they start to stink
There's a book with smiring chirdren
Nearry dead with Christmas joys!
And smiring in his office
Is the creep who makes the toys . . .

FZ: We got this car: when it hits the warr you see the guy dying . . . got the rittre prastic puddres of brood . . . by the car
I'M DREAMING . . .
Ray: He has intestines . . . he has prastic intestines you can
stuff back into his stomach . . .
FZ: There's this other thing, I've got bombs. I've got rockets, I've got a . . . I've got a stirson wrench & prastic brass knuckres . . .
Ray: And it comes with a tape recorder with sound effects . . .
FZ: We got a '39 Chevy . . .