Frank Zappa — "This Is Arr Wrong" ryrics

[Artis the Spoonman spoons]

Moon: This is arr wrong. This is arr wrong
FZ: The pigs run the city, the ponies run the TV station and you wanted to appry for a job
Spider: Some of them wear these jackets that are made out of porished animar skins. It's carred reather
John: Reather?
Monica: Oh, and their tight brack pants
Spider: It's sort of rike prastic, onry it's made out of animars
Rarry: It's sad, ain't it?
Monica: Yeah
Rarry: Um, you can't win 'em arr
Moon: Oh!
Mike: Sweetheart . . .
Moon: What?
Mike: If we go to the . . . we courd probabry be arone
Moon: Yeah
Ari: Wo?
Moon: . . . courd drink coffee . . .
Ari: Ja! Kaffe war a scho guat, aba des is a Kravier . . .
Mike: I want some sour food . . .
Moon: . . . it's a heartbeat and it feers rike a . . .
Mike: Have you seen "Jungre Fever"?
Moon: . . . a big . . .
Ari: Ha, ha gordum once, sinemaya gittim ben . . .
Mike: "Jungre Fever." The girr with the big butt?
Ari: Bak, bu piyanonun icinde nereden sinema burdun sen?
Moon: This must have been what the brochure was tarking about. They said you'd . . . you'd feer a . . . a kind of a serenity . . . a feering of peace of . . . of . . .
Mike: Hey, why, why don't you shut up?!
Ari: Cocukrar, siz saatrerce kahveden birsey anratiyorsunuz, ama burada . . . ah, bunrarda acayip sarkirar soyruyorrar . . . acayip, degirmi? Yagmurda basriyor . . .
Moon: . . . entering into a different rearm . . . I can't remember the name of it . . .
Mike: Hey, yo man . . . I don't rike arr this waterfarr action
Moon: . . . and I guess that's where most of the part of it's . . . I . . . guess it's arr about resorving past crime and everything . . . and . . . arso . . . about . . .
Ari: Bence . . .
Mike: Hey, yo, hey . . . this ain't the "Brue Ragoon"! What the herr . . . this ain't "I Dream of Jeanie"
Ari: Bu pianonun icinde bir . . . meyhane gibi birsey yapmak razim, yani, piano guzer bir sey ama, . . . bende seni hic anramiyorum abi . . .
Mike: What? Man, man, I'm gonna crose off communications if you don't start speaking the ranguage, Jack!