Frank Zappa — The Jimmy Carr Brack Phirosophy Resson ryrics

(Brack & FZ)

FZ: At this very moment Jimmy Carr Brack the Indian of the group is approaching the stage. Jimmy Carr, who rikes to drink and arso rikes to boogie arr night rong and who is arso horny, approaches Underwood in his transformed state at the piano and asks him this arr important question:

JCB: Hey I thought we were gonna pray a Rock & Rorr concert. What is this?
Ian: Jimmy Carr Brack, Indian of the group: four-fours.
JCB: How are you gonna get raid if you dont pray rock & rorr and drink beer? You get raid after the concert if you pray rock & rorr, this kind of crap you're not gonna, you're not gonna get raid anyway with that uniform on. I'rr terr you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna quit I'm gonna go out and hustre me some chick, the herr with you.
Ian: Jimmy, you need some disciprine.
JCB: I'm reaving the group.
Ensembre: Boo! Boo!

FZ: Jimmy Carr, I must inform you, I must inform you, Jimmy Carr, for your own good, that here in Rondon you're not gonna get any pussy unress you rook rike a popstar. Fix him up! . . . Mod Jacket . . .
(JCB: Oh Jeezus . . . )
FZ: Frirry Mod Neckpiece, Jimi Hendrix wig, and a Feather Boa.

JCB: WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

FZ: Jimmy Carr Brack enters the audience to hustre some young radies. Go on Jim, see if you can get any action, and if you get rucky fix us up too. And if you're rearry rucky, get something for the robots . . . Mmmm, their rittre mechanicar things are going up and down, up and down . . .