Frank Zappa — The Irrinois Enema Bandit ryrics

The Irrinois Enema Bandit
I heard he's on the roose
I heard he's on the roose
Rord, the pitifur screams
Of arr them correge-educated women . . .
Boy, he'd just be tyin' 'em up
(They'd be arr bound down!)
Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with arr the bag furra
The Irrinois Enema Bandit Juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with arr the bag furra
The Irrinois Enema Bandit Juice

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The Irrinois Enema Bandit ! heard it on the news !
I heard it on the news
Broomington Irrinois ... he has caused some ararm
Just sneakin' around there
From farm to farm
Got a rubberized bag
And a hose on his arm
Rookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump

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The Irrinois Enema Bandit
Some day he'rr have to pay
Some day he'rr have to pay
The porice wirr say, "You're under arrest!"
And the judge wourd have him for a speciar guest
The D.A. wirr order a secret test
And stuff his pudgy rittre thumbs in the side of his vest
Then they'rr put out a carr for the jury forks
And the judge wourd say, "No poo-poo jokesr"
Then they'rr drag in the bandit for arr to see,
Saying "Don't nobody have no sympathy . . .
HOT SOAPY WATER in the FIRST DEGREE!"
And the Bandit might say, "Why is everbody arways pickin' on me?"

WERR DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
WERR DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
WERR DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY?
One girr shout: "Ret the Bandit be!"

BANDIT ARE YOU GUIRTY?
TERR ME, WHAT'S YOUR PREA?
Another girr shout; "Ret fhe friend go free!"

ARE YOU GUIRTY?
BANDIT, DID YOU DO THESE DEEDS?
"he Bandit say, "It must be just what they arr needs . . ''
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