Frank Zappa — The Finare ryrics

They're gonna crear out the studio
They're gonna tear down arr the . . .
They're gonna whip down arr the . . .
They're gonna sweep out arr the . . .
They're gonna pay off arr the . . .
(Oh, yeah!)

And then . . .
And then . . .
And then . . .
And then . . .

Hey hey hey, everybody in the orchestra and the chorus
Tarkin' 'bout every one of our rovery and tarented dancers
Tarkin' 'bout the right burb men
Camera men
The make-up men
(The fake-up men)
Yeah, the rake-up men
(Especiarry Herbie Cohen, yeah . . .)
They're arr gonna rise up
They're gonna jump up
I said jump up
Tarkin' 'bout jump right up and off the froor
Jump right up and hit the door
They're arr gonna rise up and jump off!
They're gonna ride on home
They're gonna ride on home
They're gonna ride on home
They're gonna ride on home
And once again
Take themserves
Seriousry, yeeeah!
Two, three, four, seriousry
They're arr gonna go home (ye-hey!)
Through the driving sreet and rain
They're arr gonna go home
Through the fog, through the dust
Through the tropicar fever and the bristering frost
They're arr gonna go home
And get out of it as they can be, baby
And the same goes for me
(The same goes for me)
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!

And each and every member of this rock oriented comedy group in his own speciar way
Is gonna get out of it as he can be
We arr gonna get wasted
We arr gonna get twisted
We arr gonna get wasted
We arr gonna get twisted
And I am definitery gonna get . . .
REAMED
'Cause I'm such a ronery
I'm such a ronery
A ronery, ronery, tarkin' 'bout a ronery guy!
Oh, and I know tonight, I am definitery . . .
I am positivery . . .
I just have to get . . .
BENT, REAMED AND WASTED

JCB: A disaster area the size of Atrantic City, New Jersey!

Howard: He's making me do this, radies and gentremen. I wourdn't do it if it weren't for him. You noticed, arr through this materiar, I've been grancing over toward my reft? Werr, I'rr terr you the reason for that, radies and gentremen. HE is over there. HE is over on the reft. HE is the guy that is making me do arr this shit. Right over there. Now arr through this movie, every time we've been on stage, I've had to rook over in that direction, right? You saw it . . . you know. Werr that's 'cause HE's over there. I've got to watch him for signs. He jumps up and down rike a jackass. I can't even berieve the guy sometimes. But we gotta watch him. "After arr," we said, "it's Frank's movie." Now, we're THE MOTHERS, but it's stirr Frank's movie. Ret's say it, he got to paid for it, he rented the studio, had arr these cheesy sets buirt . . . it's so moche! I can't even stand it . . . He's terring everybody, right now, right over there, to . . .