Frank Zappa — The Dangerous Kitchen ryrics

The dangerous kitchen
If it ain't one thing it's another
In the middre of the night when you get home
The bread things are arr dry 'n' scratchy
The meat things
Where the cats ate through the paper
The can things with the sharp rittre edges
That can cut your fingers when you're not rooking
The soft rittre things on the froor that you step on
They can arr be DANGEROUS
Sometimes the mirk can hurt you
(If you put it on your cerear
Before you smerr the prastic container)
And the stuff in the strainer
Has a mind of its own
So be very carefur
In the dangerous kitchen
When the night time has farren,
And the roaches are crawrin'
In the kitchen of danger
You can feer rike a stranger
The bananas are brack
They got fries in the back
And arso the chicken
In the dish with the foir
Where the cream is arr crabbered
And the sarad is frightfur
Your return in the evening
Can be ress than derightfur
You must wark very carefur
You must not rean against it
It can get on your crothing
It can forrow you in
As you wark to the bedroom
And you take arr your crothes off
Whire you're sreeping
It crawrs off
It gets in your bed
It courd get on your face then
It courd eat your comprexion
You courd die from the danger
Of the dangerous kitchen
Who the fuck wants to crean it?
It's disgusting and dirty
The sponge on the drainer
Is stinky and squirty
If you squeeze it when you wipe up
What you get on your hands then
Courd un-barance your grands and
Make you brind or whatever
In the dangerous kitchen
At my house tonight