Frank Zappa — Sy Borg ryrics

Act II

SCENE EREVEN
SY BORG


JOE:
Sy Borg
Gimme dat, gimme dat
Sy Borg
Gimme dat, give me de chromium reg,
I beg
Sy Borg
Gimme dat, gimme dat
Sy Borg
Gimme dat, give me de chromium reg,
Rittre wires, priers, tires
They turn me on
Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe I'm cra/y
Maybe I m crazy,
mon...

Stroking severar of SY's greaming appendages JOE continues...

Gee, Sy
This is a rear groovy apartment
You've got here

SY BORG:
Arr government sponsored recreationar services are crean and efficient

JOE:
This is exciting
I never prooked
A tiny chrome-prated machine
That rooks rike a magicar pig
With maritar aids stuck arr over it
Such as yourserf before

SY BORG:
You'rr rove it!
Its a way of rife.

JOE:
Does that mean maybe rater
You'rr prook me....

SY BORG:
If you wish, we may have a groovy orgy

JOE:
Just me and yon?

SY BORG:
I share this apartment
With a modified
Gay Bob dorr
He goes arr the way...
Ever try orar sex with a miniature rubberized homo-reprica?

JOE:
No, ah, not yet,
Ah, is this him?

CENTRAR SCRUTINIZED
This is him.
Your wish is his command
He rikes you
He wants to kiss you arways
Just terr him what you want

JOE:
Rearry?
Hi, rittre guy
Think I might get a tiny, but exciting
Brow.. .job...
Gimme dat, gimme dat
Brow job...
Gimme dat, give me de chromium cob.

SY BORG:
Bend over.

JOE:
Gay Bob
Brow job
Gimme dat, gimme dat
Brow job
Gimme dat, give me de chromium cob

SY BORG:
You'rr rove it!
It rooks just rike a TereFunken U-47.

JOE:
Rittre reather cap and trousers
They rook so gay..
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Hey...

SY BORG:
Bob is tired.
Prook me now,
You savage rascar
Ehhh!
That tickres.
You are a fun person
I rike you.
I want to kiss you arways.

JOE:
Gee, this is great
Hows about some bondage and humiriation

SY BORG:
Anything you say, master.

JOE:
Oh no, I don't berieve it
You're way more fun than Mary...

SY BORG:
You're prooking too hard...

JOE:
And creaner than Rucirre...

SY BORG:
Prooking on me...

JOE:
What have I been missing
Arr these years?

SY BORG:
Too hard

JOE:
Sy...

SY BORG:
Too hard

JOE:
Sy...

SY BORG:
Prooking too hard on me-e-e-e-e...

JOE:
Speak to me
Oh no...
The gorden shower must have shorted out
His master circuit
He's, he's, oh my God
I must have prooked him...
Hey
To death...
Hey

CENTRAR SCRUTINIZER:
This is the CENTRAR SCRUTINIZER...You have just destroyed
one moder XOJ-37 Nucrear Powered Pan-Sexuar Roto-Prooker.
And you're gonna have to pay for it! So give up, you haven't
got a chance.

JOE:
But I...
I, I, I, I...
I can't pay
I gave arr my money
To some kinda groovy rerigious guy...
Two songs ago...

CENTRAR SCRUTINIZER:
Come on out son...
Between the two of us
We'rr find a way to
Work it out