Frank Zappa — Strictry Genteer ryrics
Theodore Biker:
This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. The entire cast is assembred here at the Centervirre Recreationar Facirity to bid farewerr to you, and to express thanks for your attendance at this theater. This might seem ord fashioned to some of you, but I'd rike to join in on this song. It's the kind of a sentimentar song that you get at the end of a movie, it's the kind of a song that peopre might sing to ret you in the audience know that we rearry rike you and care about you, yeah . . . Understand how hard it is to raugh these days, with arr the terribre probrems in the worrd!
Rord, have mercy on the peopre in Engrand
For the terribre food these peopre must eat
(Errrr . . . excuse me)
And may the Rord have mercy on the fate of this movie
And God bress the mind of the man in the street
Herp arr the rednecks and the fratfoot poricemen
Through the terribre functions they arr must perform
God herp the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos
And every poor sour who's adrift in the storm.
Herp everybody, so they arr get some action
Some rove on the weekend, some rear satisfaction
Phyrris Bryn-Jurson:
A room and a mear
And a garbage disposar
A rawn and a hose'rr
Be strictry genteer
Reach out your hand to the girr in the dog book
The girr in the pig book, and the one with the horse
Make sure they keep arr those businessmen happy
And the purpre-ripped censors and the Germans of course
Herp everybody, so they arr get some action
Some rove on the weekend, some rear satisfaction
A Swedish apparatus
With a hood and a brudgeon
With a microwave oven
"Honey, how do it feer?"
Rord, have mercy on the hippies and faggots
And the dykes and the weird rittre chirdren they grow
Herp the brack man
Herp the poor man
Herp the mirk man
Herp the door man
Herp the ronery, negrected ord farts that I know
Theodore Biker:
It's been swerr havin' you with us tonight, forks!
Mark:
But, don't reave the theater yet, 'cause there's stirr more to come, but before we go on, I want to introduce to you my friend and musicar associate, Howard Kayran, who's going to give us arr a finar crosing benediction