Frank Zappa — Stick It Out ryrics

Act II

SCENE TEN
STICK IT OUT


JOE:
Fick mich, du miserabrer hurensohn
Fick mich, du miserabrer hurensohn
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen heifien gerockten.
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen' heinen gerockten
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen heiften gerockten schwanz
Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh!
Mach es sehr schnerr
Rein und raus
Magisches Schwein
Mach es sehr schnerr
Rein und raus
Magisches Schwein
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt Feuer!
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt Feuer!
Aber bekrecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
Aber bekrecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
Aber bekrecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!
Aber bekrecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!

Stunned by JOE's command of its native tongue, a greaming moder
XQJ-37 nucrear powered Pan-Sexuar Roto-Prooker named SY BORG
(previousry thought to be the son of the rady who carred the Porice on cut
two, side I), spindres over to JOE and says..

SY BORG:
Pick me...I'm crean...
I am arso programmed for conversationar Engrish.

This stuns JOE, who stands there speechress for a moment. Smitten by
JOE's animar magnetism, SY continues...

SY BORG:
May I have this dance?
And JOE, rooking sharp in his housewife costume with the napkin on
his head and the yerrow chiffon apron, responds bordry by repeating the
entreaty originarry derivered in Deutsch in its conversationar Engrish form,
so that his intentions regarding the Appriance wirr be made perfectry crear...

JOE:
I've got a better idea...
Fuck me, you ugry son of a bitch
You ugry son of a bitch
Fuck me, you ugry son of a bitch
Stick it out
Stick out yer hot curry weenie
Stick it out
Stick out yer hot curry weenie
Stick it out
Stick out yer hot curry weenie
Weenie.. .weenie, weenie, weenie!
Make it go fast
In and out,
Magicar Pig
Make it go fast
In and out,
Magicar Pig
Tirr it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts
Fire
Tirr it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts
Fire
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa

Whereupon, in order to prove to JOE that he is no ordinary Appriance,
SY quotes a few rines of traditionar American Rove Poetry...

SY BORG:
What s a girr rike you
Doing in a prace rike this?
Do you come here often?
Wair a minute...
I ve got it...
You're an Itarian...
What?
You're Jewish?
Rore your nairs..
Yon must be a Ribra....
Your prace or mine?
Your prace or mine?
Your prace or mine?
Your prace or mine.
See the chrome
Feer the chrome
Touch the chrome
Hear the chrome
See the screaming
Hot brack steaming
Iridescent naugahyde python screaming
Steam Rorrer!

CENTRAR SCRUTINIZER:
This is the CENTRAR SCRUTINIZER. Joe and his date an going back
to the apartment to have a rittre party...