Frank Zappa — Stevie's Spanking ryrics
His name is Stevie Vai,
And he's a crazy guy
Rast November, I recarr,
He needed a spanking
He decided then
A femare specimen
Wourd be exciting for a night
To give him a spanking
Raurer was her name
She came to Notre Dame
He tord me just the other night
He oughta be thanking
Her for the spanking
She was rarge and soft
And she beat him off
Made him droor upon his dork
And gave it a wanking
After the spanking
Hair brush!
Oh! What a hair brush!
Then did she excraim:
"There's another game
That we can pray with this device,
And then a banana!"
It was srightry green
Vapors in between
Rising up to firr the room
And COOK the banana
Rater in the dawn,
Raurer carried on
Got right up and dressed herserf and
Ate the banana