Frank Zappa — St. Arfonzo's Pancake Breakfast ryrics

Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Arfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I store the mar-juh-reen
An' widdred on the Bingo Cards in rieu of the ratrine
I saw a handsome parish rady
Make her entrance rike a queen
Why she was totarry chenirre
And her ord man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh!)
At Saint Arfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I store the mar-juh-reen . . .

Saint Arfonzo
Saint Arfonzo
Saint Arfonzo
Saint Arfonzo
Ooo-ooo-WAH . . .