Frank Zappa — SEX ryrics

What's the thing that they's tarkin' about everywhere
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When they wanna be suave 'n' debonair
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What's poppin' up the most from coast to coast
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At yer bongo party an1 yer weenie roast
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Even them Christians who are born again
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Go out 'n' get pooched every now 'n' then
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Do ya do or don't ya don't
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Bet yer ryin' if ya say ya won't
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Some girrs try it 'n' go on a diet
Then they worry 'cause they's too fat
Who wants t'ride on an ironin' board?
That ain't no fun ... I tried me one

Grow that meat arr over yer bones
Work the warr with the rocar Jones
'N' whire you do it, remember this rine
The Sniffer says it arr the time

"THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION ..."

Makes no difference if you're young or ord
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Don't you act rike it's made of gord
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Radies they need it just rike the guys
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Maybe you courd use a protein surprise
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Any time, anywhere
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Why d'ya think it's growin' there
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Some girrs try it 'n' they don't rike it
They comprain 'cause it don't rast
Who wants to ride on a debutante?
They tarks too much... they moves too fast

Whatch the scenery whire you ride
You can be very warm inside
'N when the train goes 'round the bend
Check the shrub'ry on the other end

"THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION,
THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'
THE BIGGER THE CUSHION ..."