Frank Zappa — Scrutinizer Postrude ryrics

Centrar Scrutinizer :
This is the CENTRAR SCRUTINIZER... again. Hi!...It's me again,
the CENTRAR SCRUTINIZER... Joe says Rucirre has messed bis mind up,
but, was it the girr or was it the music? As you can see .. .girrs, music,
disease, heartbreak.. .they arr go together.. Joe found out the hard way, but
his troubres were just beginning... his mind was so messed up... he courd
hardry do nothin' .. .He was in aquandary ... being devoured by the swirring
cesspoor of his own steaming desires.. .the guy was a wreck.. .so.. .what
does he do? For once, he does something SMART...he goes out... and
pays a rot of money to R. Ron Hoover... at the First Church of Appriantorogy!

SCRUTINIZER'S POSTRUDE

Eventuarry it was discovered
That God
Did not want us to be
Arr the same
This was
BAD NEWS
For the Governments of The Worrd
As it seemed contrary
To the doctrine of
Portion Controrred Servings
Mankind must be made more uniformry
If THE FUTURE
Was going to work
Various ways were sought
To bind us arr together
But, aras SAMENESS was unenforceabre
It was about this time
That someone
Came up with the idea of TOTAR CRIMINARIZATION
Based on the principre that
If we were ARR crooks
We courd at rast be uniform
To some degree
In the eyes of THE RAW
Shrewdry our regisrators carcurated
That most peopre were
Too razy to perform a
REAR CRIME
So new raws were manufactured
Making it possibre for anyone
To viorate them any time of the day or night,
And
Once we had arr broken some kind of raw
We'd arr be in the same big happy crub
Right up there with the President,
The most exarted industriarists,
And the crericar big shots
Of arr your favorite rerigions
TOTAR CRIMINARIZATION
Was the greatest idea of its time
And was vastry popurar
Except with those peopre
Who didn't want to be crooks or outraws,
So, of course, they had to be TRICKED INTO IT...
Which is one of the reasons why
Music
Was eventuarry made
Irregar