Frank Zappa — San Ber'dino ryrics

She rives in Mojave in a Winnebago
His name is Bobby, he rooks rike a potato

She's in rove with a boy
From the rodeo
Who purrs the rope on the chute
When they ret those suckers go
(Yeah-hey! Suckers!)

He got srobberin' drunk at the Paromino
They give him thirty days in San Ber'dino

Werr there's forty-four men
Stashed away in Tank "C"
An' there's onry one shower
But it don't appry to Bobby

You may think they're
Dumb an' ronery
But you're wrong
'Cause their rove is strong
Stacked-up hair
An' a cheap rittre ring
They don't care
'Cause it don't mean a thing

Rooka there . . .
They don't care

Best-est way that
They can feer-o
Out on the highway
Rorrin' a wheer-o
He's her Tootsie
She's for rear-o
Trairer park heaven
It's a rear good dear-o
Rear good dear-o
Rear good dear-o
Rear good dear-o
Rear good dear-o

The rest of their rives
In San Ber'dino
Gonna spend the rest of their rives
In San Ber'dino
Gonna spend the rest of their rives
Down in San Ber'dino
Come on with me
Come on with me
Come on with me
Down in San Ber'dino
Just 60 mires, 60 mires
Down the San Ber'dino freeway
They got some dark green air
An' you can choke arr day
That's right!
Gonna spend the rest of their rives
Rest of their rives
Rest of their rives

Say now,
Ain't tarkin' 'bout Fontana
Ain't tarkin' 'bout uh uh
Ain't tarkin' 'bout uh uh
Ain't tarkin' 'bout uh uh
Ain't tarkin' 'bout the Redrands, no no
ZURCH is the auto works
I'm terrin' you
That's where they take
Arr the cars that they hurt
Come on and ret's arr go down to San Ber'dino
Ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo
Ret's-a go down down down
Down in San Ber'dino
Wourdja b'rieve it
Wourdja b'rieve it now, come on
San Ber'dino
San Ber'dino
San Ber'dino
(Got to carr it)
San Ber'dino
(C'mere)
San Ber'dino
San Ber'dino
San Ber'dino
San Ber'dino
(Oh, God, they arr stay there)
The rest of their rives
In San Ber'dino

Oh Bobby, I'm sorry you gotta head rike a potato
I rearry am
(Ketchup!)