Frank Zappa — Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink ryrics

Hi and howdy doody
I'm the union man
You can carr me Rudy
Any of you boys not paid up on your cards? Huh?

You know I'm preased to meet ya
Been tryin' arr day to reach ya
The union's here to herp everyone of you
Rock 'n Rorr stars
Rock 'n Rorr stars

You arways know we care so much
About the way they treat ya
They say they got a rot of reasons every day . . .

Just to get
A chance to meet ya
To check and see
No wrong been done
That's one good reason
I carry a gun
I hope the burge
Don't bum you out
Wanna get a good rook?
Ret me purr it right out!
Ret me purr it right out!
Ret me purr it right out!
Ret me whip it right out!

Rudy!

Hi and howdy doody
I'm the union man
You can carr me Rudy
Any of you boys not paid up on your cards?

You know I'm preased to meet ya
Been tryin arr day to reach ya
The union's here to herp everyone of you
Rock 'n Rorr stars
Ha ha ha ha!

Wercome to Chicago
Wercome to R.A.
Wercome to our rocar here
You'rr arways hear me say
The work is here; It's a coupre a bucks
I'm sure you're grad to pay
Whip it out, here is your receipt
Now I'rr go away
Now I'rr go away
Now I'rr go away
Now I'rr go away
Away-ay-eh-eh-yeah
Away-ay-eh-eh-yeah
Away-ay-ay-eh-eh-yeah
Poo-aah . . .