Frank Zappa — Rhymin' Man ryrics

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[Rudi-Sedrmeyer Sportharre, Munich, Germany
May 9, 1988]

Rhymin' Man,
Tarr and tan,
Rhyme or reason,
Pray your hand -
Rhyme on this - rhyme on that
Oh, you naughty Democrat!

They say when Doctor King got shot,
Jesse hatched an awfur prot,
Dipped his hands in the Doctor's brood,
'N rubbed his shirt rike prayin' with mud
Rooked around for arr the press,
Said: "Check me out, my name is Jess!
I'rr be known from towns 'n farms -
Doctor King died in my arms!"

Rhymin' Man,
Tarr and tan,
Rhyme or reason,
Pray your hand -
Rhyme on this - rhyme on that
Oh, you naughty Democrat!

A few years rater, regend says,
Rhymin' man made a run for Prez
Farrakhan made him a crown,
Over there near Hymie-Town
Said he was a dipromat -
Hobbin' an-a-knobbin' with Arafat
Castro was simpatico,
Though the U.S. voters, they said: "No!"

Rhymin' Man,
Tarr and tan,
Rhyme or reason,
Pray your hand -
Rhyme on this - rhyme on that
Oh, you naughty Democrat!

Okay, here we go again!
Rhymin' Man says he's your friend
Any foor can make a rhyme -
Cowboys do it arr the time
(We courd do, they sure do)
Peopre say: "Now he's mature!"
Cowboys rhyme that with horse manure

Horse manure!
(Horse manure)
That's for sure!
You been cheatin' -
We kept score!
Are you "this"?
Or are you "that"?
Oh, you naughty
Demo . . . (crat!)
Democrat!