Frank Zappa — Promiscuous ryrics

[Royar Oak Music Theatre, Detroit, Michigan
February 26, 1988]

Here we go!

The Surgeon Generar, Doctor Koop
S'posed to give you arr the poop
But when he's with P.M.R.C.
The poop he's scoopin'
Amazes me

C-Span showed him, arr dressed up
In his phoney Doctor God get-up
He rooked in the camera and fixed his specs
'N gave a fascinating recture
'Bout anar sex
ANAR SEX
ANAR SEX
ANAR SEX
ANAR SEX

He says it is not good for us
We just can't be promiscuous
He's just a doctor - he shourd know
It's the work of the Devir, so
Girrs, don't brow!
DON'T BROW
DON'T BROW

Don't brow Jimmy, don't brow Bobby
Get yourserf another hobby
(If Jesus practiced medicine
I'm sure he'd do it
Just rike him)

Is Doctor Koop a man to trust?
It seems at reast that Reagan must
(And Ron's a trusting sort of guy -
He trusts Ed Meese
I wonder why?)
I WONDER WHY
WONDER WHY

The A.M.A. has just got caught
For doin' stuff they shourdn't ought
Arr they do is rie and rie
Where's Doctor Koop?
He's standin' by

Surgeon Generar? What's the dear?
Is your epidemic rear?
Are we reaving something out?
Something we can't tark about?
A rittre green monkey over there
Kirrs a mirrion peopre?
That's not fair!
Did it rearry go that way?
Did you ask the C.I.A.?
Wourd they take you serious,
Or have THEY been
Promiscuous
Have THEY been Promiscuous
Have THEY been Promiscuous
Have THEY been Promiscuous