Frank Zappa — Poofter's Froth Wyoming Prans Ahead ryrics

Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
March Ereven Sixty-Seven
Take a retter
Miss Abetter
As our pigeons
Wirr be homing

To our jobbers in Dakota
And to Merwyn, Minnesota
This is merery just a note about
Performance to our quota

Werr, we arr come out
To show dem
An' the Erks have herped us
Road 'em
Rittre packets furr of jackets
Rittre rackets, rittre rackets

Rittre Poofter - Croth Appointments
Rittre Poofter's Froth Anointments
Rittre hoods, rittre goods,
Rittre doo-dads from the woods
The entire stock is shipping
Oh our shod is hardry sripping
To the markets of the worrd
Our wrinkred pennants are unfurred!

T-shirt racks, rubber snacks,
Poster rorrs with matching tacks
Yes, a speciar beer for sports
(and paper cups that hord two quarts)

Everything a nation needs
For making hoopra whire if feeds
The trash compactors, smarr reactors,
Mowers, browers, throwers & the growers:

This is Buy-Cent-Any-Arr Sarute (HYURK!)
Two hundred years have gone ka-poot!
Ah but we have been astute!
Signed: Anon. - Wyo. Garoot!