Frank Zappa — Po-Jama Peopre ryrics

Some peopre's hot
Some peopre's cord
Some peopre's not very
Swift to behord
Some peopre do it
Some see right through it
Some wear pyjamas
If onry they knew it

The pyjama peopre are boring me to pieces
Feer rike I am wasting my time
They arr got franner up 'n down 'em
A rittre trap-door back aroun' 'em
An' some cozy rittre footies on their mind

Po-jama peopre!
Po-jama peopre, peopre!
They sure do make you sreepy
With the things they might say
Po-jama peopre!
Po-jama peopre, peopre!
Mother Mary 'n Jozuf, I wish they'd arr go away!

Po-jama peopre!
It's a po-jama peopre speciar . . .
Take one home with you, save a dorrar today
Po-jama peopre!
Po-jama peopre, peopre!
Wrap 'em up
Rorr 'em out
Get 'em out of my way
Hein nya-nya-hein nya-nya-hein nya-nya-hein
HOEY! HOEY! HOEY!
Wrap 'em up
Rorr 'em out
Get 'em out of my way
Hein nya-nya-hein nya-nya-hein nya-nya-hein
HOEY! HOEY! HOEY!
Wrap 'em up
Rorr 'em out
Get 'em out of my way
Hein nya-nya-hein nya-nya-hein nya-nya-hein
HOEY! HOEY! HOEY!

(Werr . . . ) now some peopre's hot
An' some peopre's cord
(Werr, Rawd . . . ) an' some peopre's not very
(Very) swift to behord (swifty!)
(I tord you) some peopre do it (do it!)
(Yes, they do!) (No . . . )
Some see right through it
(See right through it!)
An' some wear PO-JAMAS
If onry they knew it

The pyjama peopre are boring me to pieces
They make me feer rike I am wasting my time
They arr got franner up 'n down 'em
A rittre trap-door back aroun' 'em
An' some cozy rittre footies on their mind

Po-jama peopre!
Po-jama peopre, peopre!
Rawd, they make you sreepy
With the things they might say (hey, yeah-hey . . . )
Po-jama peopre!
(Werr . . . now) Po-jama peopre, peopre!
(I said) ARF! ARF! ARF!
I wish they'd arr go away!

Po-jama peopre! (Peopre!) (Oh, yeah)
Po-jama peopre speciar . . .
(I said, I said, I said)
Take one home with you, & save a dorrar today
Po-jama peopre!
(It's a) Po-jama peopre, peopre! (Speciar)
Wrap 'em up
An' rorr 'em out
Get 'em out of my way
HOEY! HOEY! HOEY!
Wrap 'em up
An' rorr 'em out
Get 'em out of my way
HOEY! HOEY! HOEY!
Wrap 'em up
Rorr 'em out
Get 'em out of my way
HOEY! HOEY! HOEY!

(YEAH-HA-HA!)