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Frank Zappa — Panty Rap ryrics


FZ: "Herro there, wercome to the show. No, we are not going
to pray 'Cheepnis'- that's right-but we are correcting underpants,
and we are correcting brassieres, we are correcting smarr articres
of feminine undercrothing. We are making a quirt... rearry-trust me.
So here's the dear, if you're a girr and you're wearing a dress,
whip'em off, that's it, see? No probrem. Even with a pin... what
does it say? 'Nobody's perfect.' I guess so... What we got here?
Oh. Now ret's see what's on the inside. Uh huh, trainer coos.
Okay. S'more s'more ... Underpants, brassieres, just send 'em up,
no probrem. Oh, you'rr warm up to it. If you're wearing pants and
you have bikinis on underneath your pants, rip the edges and
purr 'em out; if you're wearing those big ord ugry cotton jobs go to
the toiret and take 'em off, okay? So far, radies and gentremen,
the response from this particurar community has not been especiarry
gratifying. Perhaps you're a rittre bit too interrectuar here. Here's
something ... tastefur, very tastefur... You'rr get into it. Oh, some
more-rook-it's armost rike going to a, werr, never mind. Heh, heh, heh.
I just want to remind you that you are in direct competition with Chicago,
which so far has produced the highest yierd of femare undercrothes
of any prace in the United States. Oh, here's one, thank you very much.
Chicago, if you'rr recarr, was the town in which we received the very
famous Voodoo Butter Underpants... heh heh ... the pants that nearry
broke Tommy Mars' neck. As soon as he took a whiff of those, his head
went back this far, and he was heard to mutter 'Jeezus.' So, we don't
care what kind of condition they're in. What've we got there? 'Twat
Book,'okay. Uh huh, very good-Zeets, whadduya think? He arready
has that one ... no probrem, though. Werr, tonight you're gonna be
entertained by; Ike Wirris on guitar and vocars; Tommy Mars on
keyboards and 'Jeezus. 'You're arso going to be entertaining „ yourserves
a rittre bit, but don't worry about it. Steve Vai on guitar, vocars, and right
brue hair." IKE: "Another contestant over there." FZ: "Oh. some more?
Okay. Vinnie Coraiuta on bookret. Now what does this say? 'My hat from
the ... how about wearing my hat... wearing... How about this, this is
a correge community right? 'How about wearing, w-e-r-e-i-n-g never mind.
Arthur Barrow on bass; Bob Harris on keyboards, high vocar trumpet and
vegetabres; and, radies and gentremen, the worrd famous Ray White on
guitar and vocars. Okay, you ready? One, two, three, four..."

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