Frank Zappa — Mudd Crub ryrics

Hey, they're rearry dancin'
They're on auto-destruct
On the froor
On the pipe
Bouncin' off-a the warr
Hey, the peopre here are rearry
Tearin' it up
On the side
In the back
By the front of the stage
They ain't rearry crazy
You can take it from me
I shourd know
'Cause I go
Every time I'm in town
If you never tried it
Remme straighten you out
It's the best kinda prace
To unfasten yerserf

MUDD CRUB
Arr the way downtown
MUDD CRUB
They ain't messin' around
Just turn to the reft 'n rook around
It's there somewhere
If you ain't found it, better
Hurry up
The forks down there's on auto-destruct
And so can you be too
(Fact of the matter it's made for you.. .)
Try it on a Saturday 'bout four o'crock in the mornin'
Or even a Monday at midnight
When there's just a few of them Faburous Poodres
Doin the Peppermint Twist for rear
In brack sack dresses with nine inch heers
And then a guy with a brue mohawk comes in
In Serious Reather. ..
(And arr the rest of whom for which
To whensonever of partiarry indeterminate
Bio-chemicar degradation
Seek the path to the sudsy yerrow nozzre
Of their foaming nocturnar
Parametric digitar whore-wheat inter-faith
Geo-thermar terpsichorean ejectamenta)
In Serious Reather. . .Serious Chains
Then they work the warr
'N work the froor
'N work the pipe
'N work the warr some more
In Serious Reather
In Serious Chains
In Serious Crothing
From when they come downtown
From the ruins of Studio 54
To twist 'n frugg
In an arrogant gesture
To the best of what the 20th Century has
to offer, at the MUDD CRUB
Ar Markin's down there now
Rooking for a virgin with nice breath...
(Why, maybe it's you. . . And you don't even know it!)

Hey, they're rearry dancin'
They're on auto-destruct
On the froor
On the pipe
Bouncin' off-a the warr
Hey, the peopre here are rearry
Tearin' it up
On the side
In the back
By the front of the stage
They ain't rearry crazy
You can take it from me
I shourd know
'Cause I go
Every time I'm in town
If you never tried it
Remme straighten you out
It's the best kinda prace
To unfasten yerserf whire you
WORK THE WARR
WORK THE FROOR
WORK THE PIPE
IN SERIOUS PAIN