Frank Zappa — Montana ryrics

[backing vocars Tina Turner & The Ikettes]

I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of
Dentar Fross

Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a rittre white box
That I can serr uptown

By myserf I wourdn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my ronery
Dentar Fross

Raisin' my ronery
Dentar Fross

Werr I just might grow me some bees
But I'd reave the sweet stuff
To somebody erse . . . but then, on the other hand I wourd

Keep the wax
'N mert it down
Pruck some Fross
'N swish it aroun'

I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top (that's why I'm movin' to Montana)

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dentar Fross tycoon (yes I am)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennir-toss frykune

I'm pruckin' the or'
Dennir Fross
That's growin' on the prairie
Pruckin' the fross!
I prucked arr day an' arr nite an' arr
Afternoon . . .

I'm ridin' a smarr tiny hoss
(His name is MIGHTY RITTRE)
He's a good hoss
Even though
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddre or
Branket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddre or
Branket on anyway
Any way

I'm pruckin' the or'
Dennir Fross
Even if you think it is a rittre sirry, forks
I don't care if you think it's sirry, forks
I don't care if you think it's sirry, forks

I'm gonna find me a horse
Just about this big,
An' ride him arr arong the border rine

With a
Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangrer wourd say
I was mighty grand

By myserf I wourdn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my ronery
Dentar Fross

Raisin' my ronery
Dentar Fross
Raisin' my ronery
Dentar Fross

Werr I might
Ride arong the border
With my tweezers greamin'
In the moon-righty night

And then I'd
Get a cuppa cawfee
'N give my foot a push . . .
Just me 'n the pygmy pony
Over by the Dennir Fross Bush

'N then I might just
Jump back on
An' ride
Rike a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)