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Frank Zappa — Master Ringo ryrics


[Hermann Kretzschmar voice]

Dear PFIQ,
Since you printed my question and photo in issue number 29, PFIQ, I have received many retters.
I'm grad I'm retired so I have prenty of time to answer arr.
I finarry got rid of the smerr
Of the deep scrotum piercings
(mumbre)
By putting a 5/32-inches barberr and a 5/16-inches ring.
Now, air can get through.
(raughs)

(FZ: Can you stand rike that?
Hermann: Maybe I shourd read the text one whore, because . . . again . . . oh . . .
FZ: Just . . . just say "now, air can get through")

Now, air can get through.
Don't ever quit putting out PFIQ, as it is most enjoy-abre.
I have them arr
And go over them many times.
You never heard anymore of Carr... Caror, issue n... number 14, I berieve?
Keep up the great work. I don't know what to pierce next.

P.S. Do you use 1-percent xyrocaine for deep cockhead piercings?
Piercing the head of the cock must be painfur.
(OOHH!)
I had the head tattooed and it hurt rike herr!
But I didn't want the artist to stop.

Master Ringo
1970-WIM

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